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Teacher: Translate in ur
Teacher: <Br/>Translate in urdu <Br/>"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student: <Br/>Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
Maa: beta shadi u
Maa: Beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho <Br/> <Br/>Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...
UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER <Br/>Khali JAGA PE ''U'' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO <Br/> <Br/>ST__PID <Br/> <Br/>B__DH__ <Br/> <Br/>BEWAK__F <Br/> <Br/> __LL__ <Br/> <Br/>Dekha <Br/>Everything is incomplete without U <Br/> <Br/>Ufone <Br/>Its all aBout U
A couple was
A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other. <Br/>BOY:Janu agAr Bura na mano to me B? <Br/> <Br/>GIRL: Ok <Br/>Par samBhal k <Br/>Kutta kahin kat na le
Amir''s girlfriend
Amir''s girlfriend is mudered By someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge. <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer] <Br/> <Br/>NOw.. <Br/> <Br/>EnJoy <Br/> <Br/>GHAJINI :P <Br/>(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D
Old phrase:
Old phrase: <Br/>A Bird in hand is Better than 2 in Bush. <Br/>.. <Br/>. <Br/>New phrase: <Br/>A Boot on Bush is Better than 2 in foot.:-)
Fakeer: "ALLAH k naam per de de baba..
Fakeer: <Br/>"ALLAH k naam per de de BaBa.. <Br/> <Br/>Dukandaar: <Br/>"Kal aana... <Br/> <Br/>Fakeer: <Br/>"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB hy Pappu ko m0ti0n Shadeed hy <Br/> <Br/>T0ilet me Kahan Light hy <Br/>Papu ki Halat Tight hy <Br/> <Br/>papu ka para m0ti0ns se pala <Br/>thats y papu cnt dance sala,
Father:Tumne c
Father:Tumne college mai suB se mushkil kam konsa sikha. <Br/>Beta:2 kam sikhe, <Br/>Aik danto se Bear ki Botel kholna, <Br/>Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Son:aBu Bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya Baap? <Br/> <Br/>Father:Baap <Br/> <Br/>son:aBu telephone kis ne Bnaya? <Br/> <Br/>Father:Garaham Bell ne. <Br/> <Br/>Son:us k Baap ne q nai Bnaya?
Father:baap
Father:Baap <Br/> <Br/>son:aBu telephone kis ne Bnaya? <Br/> <Br/>Father:Garaham Bell ne. <Br/> <Br/>Son:us k Baap ne q nai Bnaya?
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya, <Br/> <Br/>K Har Kisi k Hath Me MoBile Aa gaya, <Br/> <Br/>JisNe KaBhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''', <Br/> <Br/>Wo Gandu B Date Maar k Aa gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me, <Br/> <Br/>Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka NumBer Mere Pas Aa gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Ye AjaB zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''', <Br/> <Br/>Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha AB EasyLoad B Aa gaya, <Br/> <Br/>AB Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat, <Br/> <Br/>Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

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