Which part of Body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
<Br/>Guess what?
<Br/>Ha ha ha u r wrong.
<Br/>Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.
Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".
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<Br/>In PunjaBi It Is Translated As,
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<Br/> "Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.
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<Br/>Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.
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<Br/>Parosi Bhi Humare Aansu Se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hain.
Ek waqt tha Aap k msg aise aate thy jese kisi ne aap ki KHOPRI pe PISTOL rkhi hui hy
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<Br/>or aapse msg krwa rha he
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<Br/>mgr aB lagta he...
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<Br/>GOLI MARDI..
Wife: jB tm DESI sharaB pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
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<Br/>JB WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,
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<Br/>aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
<Br/>Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
An MBA Student to a Sweeper:
<Br/>"Mere Pas Degree Hai,Knowledge Hai, 4 Logon Mein Izzat Hai.
<Br/>Tere Pas Kya Hai?"
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<Br/>Sweeper Proudly replied:
<Br/>"Mere Pas JoB Hai"
ISHQ hy to IZHAR Bhi hona Chahiye,
<Br/>ADMI ko 1 Din BEEMAAR Bhi hona Chahiye,
<Br/>Apni YAADON se Keh do 1 Din ki CHHUTI de den,
<Br/>Aakhir ISHQ me ITWAAR Bhi hona Chahiy@@
You are a GHONCHU..
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<Br/>G-reat
<Br/>H-ot
<Br/>O-ne in million
<Br/>N-aughty
<Br/>C-ute
<Br/>H-umBle
<Br/>U-nique
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<Br/>Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi na..
Bapu Bola:
<Br/>"Jo Bhi Msg Nhi KArta Usay Or Msg Kar,Aisa Karny Se 1Din Usay Sharam Aayegi,
<Br/>Sorry Bolay Ga Or Msg Ya Call Karega"
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<Br/>Bolay To
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<Br/>"Sharam aai kya"
