Sardar:what is the name of yor car?
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<Br/>Lady:i forget the name,But it starts with T.
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<Br/>Sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!
Aj SUNDAY hai
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<Br/>Is msg ko saat logon ko Bhejiye.
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<Br/>Beleive me 7 din Baad
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<Br/>Phir SUNDAY a jaya ga
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<Br/>Don''t Ignore it Its True.
Best SmS of 1947.
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<Br/>TaB MOBILE Tha Kya?
<Br/>KaBhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
<Br/>Bas sms parhne ki jaldi lagi hoti hai.
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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<Br/>Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!
Fizaon k Badalne ka intzar na kro,
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<Br/>Andhiyon k rukne ka intzar na kro
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<Br/>moBile uthao or mjy sms karo
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<Br/>har Bar mere hi sms ka intezar na kro
Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husBand inside
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<Br/>Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
<Br/>Lady:No Dr
<Br/>ap ki Nurse Bahar akeli hai aur mera husBand sharif nahi hai... ;-)
PathAn KA Interview Ho RAhA ThA: BatAo " N W F P" Ka KyA MatLAB Hai??
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<Br/>PathAn BoLA
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<Br/>NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN . . .
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
<Br/>Wahn usne apni Bv ko apne Boss k7 dekha
<Br/>Wo Bhag k office waps agya or
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<Br/>Bola: BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA JATA.
