B SMS Messages22988 messages

Kesay Ho AB? <Br/> <Br/>Theek Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Dard Ho Raha Hay? <Br/> <Br/>Pain Killer TaBlets Letay Rehna <Br/> <Br/>Hajiyon Ne Bohot Mara Ho Ga Na Pathron Se <Br/>Kya Karen Is K Baghair Hajj Nahi Hota.
Zndagi me jaB B kisi ko chaha hy, <Br/>Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy, <Br/>Socha tha aB chor den is pyar k khel ko, <Br/>Pr suna hy pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya hy. <Br/>
Ae Faraz tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum <Br/> <Br/>Bs phone utha or dial kr <Br/>0900-78601 <Br/> <Br/>Telefun,Telefun!
karachi mein itni mehngai <Br/> <Br/>Bad-amni <Br/> <Br/>aur <Br/> <Br/>hangama-aarai <Br/>k Bawajood <Br/> <Br/>agar aap <Br/>pur-sukoon aur <Br/>pur-aman KARACHI dekhna chahtay hain <Br/>to <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>PTV Lagain.
Newton''s 5th law: <Br/>Dunya Gol hai, <Br/>Chooha Billi say darta ha, Billi Kuttay se, kuta Aadmi say, aadmi Biwi say, or Biwi Choohay say. Hence Proved. Dunya Gol hai.!
IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful <Br/>If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless <Br/> <Br/>If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming <Br/>If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt <Br/> <Br/>If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy <Br/>If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money <Br/> <Br/>If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad <Br/>If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude <Br/> <Br/>If Girls walk in group it''s a Group <Br/>If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang <Br/> <Br/>If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy <Br/>If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)
Send me msgs only in these timings <Br/> <Br/>MORNING <Br/>6AM TO 12PM <Br/> <Br/>NOON <Br/>12PM TO 4PM <Br/> <Br/>EVENING <Br/>4PM TO 8PM <Br/> <Br/>NIGHT <Br/>8PM TO 6AM <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Baki time tang na karna
2 girl frndz <Br/>girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi Batain krtay hain.. <Br/>Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain.. <Br/>Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi Batain..
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His Test Paper N Wrote, <Br/> <Br/>''Rs 1 For 1 Mark'' <Br/> <Br/>The Paper Checker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote <Br/> <Br/>''U Got 19 Marks Keep D Change''
Larkiyan Patanay MeiN Tum Hi Ustad Nahi Hou "Faraz"..!! <Br/> <Br/>Suna Hai karachi Mai koi "MOHSIN" B rehta Hai;-)
Swimming pool me 6 Bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaiB! Why?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kion k new pamper aB pehle se Bhi ziada jazB karta hai! :);-) <Br/>
1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar... <Br/> <Br/>"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)