How to grow up a BaBy 2 make it aBsoulte charming, smart, good looking, truthful n extremely intelligent kid ?
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<Br/>ASK MY PARENTS. :)
On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons
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<Br/>Hindu:
<Br/>Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.
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<Br/>Muslim:
<Br/>Hamare navaBzade ne ana hai.
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<Br/>Sardar:
<Br/>saaday v haramzade ne ana a.
Best sms of the Year.
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<Br/>"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,
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<Br/>But...
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<Br/>A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."
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<Br/>GEO larkio....!!;-)
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya
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<Br/>pareeshan karn use apne pas Bhi na Bhatakne do.
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<Br/>Student, chal Beta suB se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k Baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.
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<Br/>Kia me jawan ho gya hun?
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<Br/>Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.
Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua Bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
<Br/>"kia kar rahay ho?
<Br/>Sardar:
<Br/>main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
<Br/>Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?
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<Br/>Boss: Kyun k Unhe Pehle Se Hi
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<Br/>Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai...
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
<Br/>Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
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<Br/>Guess
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<Br/>Pakistan railway track
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<Br/>u can use it from karachi to khaBer
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<Br/>Proud to Be a Pakistani.
Chalo Faraz aB ishq ka mza chakain
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<Br/>Tmam dawain Bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen
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<Br/>Faraz kya milan ki aB justuju karen
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<Br/>TBiat zyada khraB hoto doctor sy ruju karen.
