teacher, s

teacher, s
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya

pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
  

May, 25 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2856 views       Funny

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