teacher, s

teacher, s
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya

pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
  

May, 25 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2738 views       Funny

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Ak pathan ki shade hue wo apney biwe k pas giya biwe ne kha kya chahtey hu muj se
pathan itraa kr bola bs rozana ak Naswa ka packet
Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai?


Nahi pata..?


Aray bhai yehi,

K Ab ganjay bhi maang nikaal sakte hen....;-)
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

Student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
Student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..
Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Murder Of EnglisH

One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:

today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but




















My lips cant touch my cheeks
duniya ka sab sey barda joke,



"mujhe bardy joke nahee aatey"
better luck next time
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)
Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri
Zindagi Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri
Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko
Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko
Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko
Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko
Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab
Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.