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Happy Dhakkan Day... ;->
Happy
Dhakkan
Day... ;->
Ye SMS Us Ko Karna Jo Aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka Sab Se Bada Dhakkan Hy
Maine Tou Kar Dia, Ab Aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->
Q:Paki Girl Ziada
Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?
!
!
!
!
!
Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai
a mathmatical question
A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larke Ki Maa
Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
HAWAON k hath 1
HAWAON
k hath 1
Arman
bheja hy
NETWORK
k zarye 1
Pegaam
bheja hy
FURSAT
mily to
Kabool
kr lena
Shehar-e-Multan k Shehzaday ''HumAyuN'' Ne Salam Bheja
Hy.. ;->
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U
Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi
Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood
Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai Wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai
Meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Mere
Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,
Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,
Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,
Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........
jab load shedding ho out of control
Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!
All izzz wel
KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??
Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?
tu mom Bati jala.
Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well
Janix all izz wel ;->
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Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya
Road Yakdam Mur Gya
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Humne Break Mara
Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro
''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal rah
''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.
Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai?
T0 kutty ne kaha:
0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Wah Wah...!
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..
HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.
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