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"Chadti Jawani" !!!
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May, 18 2010
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75 Year Old Lady Ne News
75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya
"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"
7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya
.
.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"
Wada karo K tum Apni Zindgi
Wada karo
K tum
Apni
Zindgi
ki Har
Cheez
Mujhse
Share
Karoge,
Khushi
Gham
Dukh
Sukh
Or
Yahan
Tak k.!
Even
Apnay mobile ka balance bhi...! :->
sony tv ki cid team
Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,
Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->
Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D
pakistan cricket team has complained
Breaking News:
Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:
Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
Faraz
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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line
Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya
or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D
Arz kiya hai.....
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
ha ha ha ha.....
Employer:
Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?
Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?
Dhanya Rs=3
Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.
When I saw you,
When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I''m afraid to lose you.
Arz kiya hai.
Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
? ? ? ?
? ? ? ?
Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.
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