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HUSBAND and WIFE
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HUSBAND and WIFE
HUSBAND and WIFE
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
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MALLIKA dancing public clapping
MALLIKA dancing
public clapping
Remove top
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Removes bra
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Removes panty
SSSilence
Moral of the story
Taali ek hath se nahin
bajti.
"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN"
Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,
Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,
"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)
Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer
Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!
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Sabar kaise karte hain :) :)
Height Of Dreaming:
Height Of Dreaming:
Bill Gates cAme tO Me And Asked
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Are,Tere pAas xp ki Cd hAi kyA?
aadmi k left hath
aadmi k left hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''
W1y w2y w1y w5y W5x w1y w2y w1y
W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y
Nhi smaj aya?
Zra ulta kr k dekho
HaHaHa!
Paagal!
Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga
A simple bye make us cry,
A simple bye make us cry,
A simple joke make us laugh,,
Simple care make us fall in love.
I hope my simple SMS make u think of me...!!!
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
please drive carefully
Cool Sign
In the front of
Yard Of A
Funeral Home ...
Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)
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