HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

May, 26 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 2345 views Funny

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sports news

~SPORTS NEWS~

The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->

During a mArAthon...

During a mArAthon...
A persOn felL in tHe ditCh aNd stiLl cAme 1st..!
hOw??
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cOz eVeRy 1 said
''''aa pOpat,pOpat''''...

so he becAme a pOpAt aNd flEw AwAy...!

And cAme 1st..!

dil hai k manta naheen,

dil hai k manta naheen,
dil hai k manta naheen,

na manein hum nein uss sey kab mashwara mangha hai

y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

Ek bari ek bhikhari

Ek bari ek bhikhari Santa ko kehta k bhagwaan ke naam pe kuch dede..Santa ne apni cycle bahar nikali aur usko.
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Cycle pe "JHOOTHE" dene lagg gaya--..

1st girl- my dog is

1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!

Tortoise & Rabbit

Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!

SPORTS QUOTA :-P

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha?

Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN:
I don''t know

Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha..

Machchar ne apko kata
wo uska Junun tha..

Aapne khujli ki wo apka
Sukun tha..

Chah kar bhi aapne use
nahi mara...

Kyonki uski ragoo me
apka khoon tha..-;>

you have been warned to slow down

Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->

Eq.1: study=dont fail

Eq.1:
study=dont fail
Eq.2:
dont study=fail
adding eq 1&2
study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking common
study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol:study=fail.
HENCE PROVED.;-)

A Meaningiful Sentence

A Meaningiful Sentence Written At A Grave-Yard

"As You Are, So We Were,
As We Are, So Shall You Be. . . “

A Silent Msg For All . . .

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HUSBAND and WIFE

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