HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

May, 26 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 3412 views Funny

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Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna

Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna k KatreeNA KAIF Khud tUm Se Kahay.

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"Aj Kala Jora Paa Sadi Farmaish Tay"

ye msg aik ghareeb

ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein

name

malika sherawat... ;->

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

A hindhu in USA

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

Interesting but True:

Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->

.*""* . * ""*. "* Dil ki *" *Gehrayon* "*. se .*"

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"* Dil ki *"
*Gehrayon*
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Fitay moo!
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us ka jo apka
Bura chahy.

Santa Banta

Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Michael Jackson ko SMS

It is my fault:

Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don''t Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)

Ek baar ek baccha

Ek baar ek baccha apne daadiji ke kaan me ek laal mirch daal deta hai. But instead of scolding the child, daadi starts laughing. Bolo why?
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.Mirchi sun.ne waale always khush... (Radio Mirchi 98.3FM)

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile

lekin

sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..

5 frogs r sitting on a log.

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:

a girl asks her mom

A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?

Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->

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HUSBAND and WIFE

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