HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and WIFE


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
  

May, 26 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2993 views       Funny

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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
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1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"

15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"

22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"

51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?


The mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...
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"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)


M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary ***

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)


Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!