HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and WIFE


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
  

May, 26 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     3244 views       Funny

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1 shaks ko ye NO khuwab me nazar aya usne 100 ka easy load karwa dia,1 ghantay me us k dil ki murad puri ho gai.
2sre ne isko jhot samjha 3 din uske pet me dard raha 3sre ne is number main 10 rupe ka load bheja 2sre din usko 50 rupe zameen Se mle Mera farz tha apko btana aage ap ki marzi.

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Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
Larki Set Kerne Ka Easy Tareeqa!















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jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye



aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey


jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye



Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain


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Nahi Pata
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