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HUSBAND and WIFE
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HUSBAND and WIFE
HUSBAND and WIFE
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
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Meri aankhon ko
Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,
Bujhti sansoon main mehak phir jaga gaya koi,
Kya ye such much pyar hai,
Ya Phir se "TOPI" pehna gaya koi.
the eternal truth?
Man and Woman -The ''eternal'' truth?
The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money.
Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..
Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..
Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.
JAha Raha hai
JAha Raha hai Mera SMS , Na jane Kya Gul Khelaye Ga ?
Pyar Se Parha jaye ga ya Bina dekhe Delete Ho jaye ga
ager delte na hoga tu ek reply zaror aye ga
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO GHAS HO tUM.
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO
GHAS HO tUM.
Stupid, idiot bakwas ho
Tun.
52 jokers wali tash ho
Tum.
Insan 3rd class ho tum.
Per jo b ho yar dost bohat khaas ho tum..;->
patna kahan par hai?
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-India mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
Aishwariya Preety
Aishwariya
Preety
Kareena
In teeno''n Main Se Kisi Ko
Hona Hoga Mera Zarur
Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai
Itni Auqaat Meri
Lekin
Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K
Tamana Meri ... ;->
You Can Impress Everybody By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence And If That''s Not Enough
You Can Impress Everybody
By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence
And If That''s Not Enough
Tell Them
You Are
My Friend ... ;->
Is sard mosam me tumhara sath ho
Is sard mosam me
tumhara sath ho
Garm bister me kambal orhe tum milo!
Mere hont tumhe chune ko tarsen
Kash esa kabi ehsas ho!
I LOVE U
"TAPAL CHAYE"
Sardar apne ghar walon
Sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya,
ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia
Sardar:Behn G ap kitne behn bhai ho?
Larki:Gusse se Pehle 3 thy ab 4 hogye..
A Group Of Feminists
A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!
A Man Passing-By Asks:
- Can I Have One?
One tourist from U.S.A.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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