HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

May, 26 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 3140 views Funny

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Why Does D Baa

Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?

Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

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Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"

Lovers sitting in a park,

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p

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~ A d v i c e ~

" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->

what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?

what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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''Kal"RAAT"

''Kal"RAAT"
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Buhat Dino Baad
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Kitaab Kholi To Ehsaas Huwa???
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Ay V nai Anda Ay V nai Anda
Tay Ay V nai Anda=))''

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In Mushkil Raaho''n Pr

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui

Phir

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Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi

Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->

''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

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Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

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Usay Yaad Aaya

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Father: Raat ko

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Wooden Tyres

Wooden Seats

Wooden Doors

Wooden Engine ... ?

Simple ....

It Wooden Run ... ;->

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HUSBAND and WIFE

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