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HUSBAND and WIFE
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HUSBAND and WIFE
HUSBAND and WIFE
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
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Barsat ki raat .
Barsat ki raat
.
1 bhigi larki
.
bhige kapre
bhigi zulfen
.
bhige hont
.
us se nazren mili
.
dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha...
kal ye 100%
bemaar hogi... ;->
Dil kerta hai zameen
Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon.
us pe ?I MISS YOU? Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much ?I MISS YOU?::
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level''
girls are like phones.
girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u''ll be disconnected
Ae Faraz tuje zindgy s
Ae Faraz tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum
Bs phone utha or dial kr
0900-78601
Telefun,Telefun!
Muncipalty Van
Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai,
Tujhe.... Apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja.
faqeer1 rupay ka s
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !
Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang
Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab
Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye
sub tarron se dosti kar aye
ek tera khass tha jo sath le ae
Warna ap si sochiye k ap zamin pe kaise aye ?
Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ
Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz
Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon
Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->
lock key
Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
Answer :
Lock Key
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:
Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,
Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??
Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo
Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga
Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE
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