HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and WIFE


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
  

May, 26 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     3284 views       Funny

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He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
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Nhi Pata?

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To Phir Suno


N.I.C Ki.


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Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
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Rules ®ulations for college
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
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Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)
If You Find A Cute Friend ...

Hold Him With Both Hands

Bcoz

A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..



Ok




Ok






Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rahi Hy ;->
Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???


Student: DUBUK

DUBUK


DUBUK


DUBUK


GULUM


GULUL


PICHIK ... ;->
A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O

A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,
N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)
...She Replied: "Of course Not.."
...The Boy Dropped Her..:O

She was Caught
On 10th floor by another Boy,
He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"
"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!
He Dropped Her too..! :(

She Prayed for a Last Chance;
When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))

She Immediately Said:
"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))

The Boy Dropped Her Saying:
''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
Can?we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.