HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and WIFE


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
  

May, 26 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2715 views       Funny

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BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:

Girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit IncharGe Hai...!
Most innocent dhamki: As d theif was
leaving d house, d kid woke up & said to d theif
"Mera school bag" bhi le ja kamine varna mummy ko utha dunga

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->
Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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wot d hell is dis
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u dnt hv invortor…:p:p
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?




































Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
Farooq Sattar''s Wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"
Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!


Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???

Plz Be Frank

Actually Someone Said To Me That

" I Look Like U "
Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.

Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein.
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo



"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...


Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay


atay thay

jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai

pestol rahki hoi hai



or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
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mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai