HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and WIFE


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
  

May, 26 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     3037 views       Funny

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Aap ko meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
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Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
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Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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PONKA
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.
A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,

She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !

The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...
Dad 2 Son: When I beat You How do you control ur ANger?
Song: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad How Does that satisfy u?
Son:I clean it With Your Toothbrush
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
''Cause I know the mirror doesn''t lie.
You''re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you''re getting to be an old guy.
Dosti k Geet Gaeinge
"HUM TUM"

Apni Duniya Alag Basaeinge
"HUM TUM"

Jo Diye Bujh Jaeinge "HAWA" Se.


Unko Baich Kar "PHILIPS" K
"BULB" Jalaeinge
"Hum tum
Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha

2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?

1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->
All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
Ye awaaz pehchano,


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo

Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!
Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
Sony tv pe aisa kaun sa serial ata tha jo pehle bulata hai phir bhagata hai?
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AA-HAT(AAHAT)!!