HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

May, 26 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 2460 views Funny

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Ye sMs Sirf

Ye sMs Sirf Aapko Khush Karnay k Liye Hai
Ye Aap k Pass Aaya To Mobile Ki Light On Hui, Wo Light Dekh k Aap Khush Honge k Chalo MULK Me Kahin To Light Hai . .

Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia

Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia

Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai

Aankhain Nam Hain

Aur Saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai

Aur Kyun Na Ho

Khai Bhi Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->

"Job in Trafic Police"

"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.

1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)

Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.

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u know why God

u know why God make gapes between fingers.
B-coz.
Some one who very special 4 u. Come to ur life.
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Hold ur hand.
And slowly says.
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. Lo sigrit :-)

Load Sheding K Fawaid:

Load Sheding K Fawaid:

Genrator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi

Cell Chrge Na Hone Se Balnc & Time Saving

Sabr Krny Ki Waja Se Janat Milne Ka Chance.

Beggar To Lady Sitting

Beggar To Lady Sitting On A Park-Bench :
Hi Darling Lets Have Some Fun . . . !

Lady: How Dare U . . . ?

Beggar: Than What Are You Doing On My Bed . . . ? ;->

A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel: Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!

A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
Ur Son!

His Father Replied:
Dear Son,
So Sad, Very Bad!
Ur Dad.

Tum Na Mile To Tumhari

Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,

Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
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K "*COCA COLA*"
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Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P

AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . .

AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .

Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->

ow can we prevent noise pollution? keep vehicle horn in silent

How can we prevent Noise Pollution?

Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)

DIL Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Terha

DIL Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Terha

MOHABBAT Low Na Krna BATTERY Ki Terha

PYAR Kam Na Krna BALANCE Ki Terha

Hamesha Meri ZARURAT Mehsus Krna CHARGER Ki Terha ... ;->

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HUSBAND and WIFE

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