LOVE IS LIFE

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

May, 26 2010 74 chars (1 sms) 1926 views Funny

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Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!

Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}

law of love

> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->

Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy

Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy

Or

Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .

JAwAni pe LAgA ShAbbAb

Or

Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->

The best way to releave stress is

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

funniest fact

Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"

It Would Become

"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"

If u r inteligentAns these

If u r inteligentAns these

1-China kis mulk mein hai?

2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai

3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?

4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Chot

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz

Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...

Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.

pathan & nurse

Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

.
“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.

Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?

Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
!

!

!

!

!

Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti.

After watchng the pepsi advertisement

After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)

Qus: Why Do Mens

Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?

.

Any Idea !

.

No !

.

Not To Worry !

.

I Tell Ya !

.

Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->

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