LOVE IS LIFE

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

May, 26 2010 74 chars (1 sms) 2183 views Funny

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*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

Judge ( Chor Se )

Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?

Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge Sahab . . . ;->

Baniye ki wife bimaar

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

"Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:"Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai . :D ;->

Tragedy of life:

Tragedy of life:

Just about the time

when our income gets us

to a point where

food prices dont

matter anymore,

Calories start to

matter! ;-)

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Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?

Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?

Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.

It Is So Faithful,

Everytime It Returned Back To ME

Good friendship doesn''t

Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.

Height Of Smartness

Height Of Smartness

Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !

Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->

My eyes: Miss u

My
eyes:
Miss u

My
feelings:
LOve u

My
mind:
Calls u

My life is U

I''ll die without u
I LOVE U

Aisa Teri wali mujhe bolti hai

Sambhal usko

Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda

Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda

Wo Hume Barbad Krte He

Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He

Or wo Chawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->

ek sadhu ne car

ek sadhu ne car park ke paas kutiya banai.
log uski kutiya ke agal bagal car or skuter khadi karne lage to usne baurd lagaya ki yaha gadiya khadi karna mana hai
ullanghan karne walo ko shrap diya jayega.

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LOVE IS LIFE

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