paheli SMS Messages10 messages

Andhy ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lia, ab batao k gonga andhy ko kesy bataye ga k us ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gya hai.
class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
Ek ajab c paheli hai jiNdgi,
sab k sath fir bhi akeli hai jiNdgi.
Kbhi pyara sa ek armaaN hai jiNdgi,
to kbhi dard se bhara tufaN hai jiNdgi.
Kbhi pholo se bhara ek guldasta hai,
to kbhi kaaNto se bhara ek rasta.
Kbhi bacho c masoom ho jati hai,
to kbhi guNaho ka bhoj baN jati hai.
Koi to bata de mujhe kya hai jiNdgi,
suNa hai chaNd roz ki mehmaN hai jiNdgi.
JiNdgi ko chor ek diN jaNa prega,
jiNdgi se jitNa pyar tum krlo,
hoti to akhir bewafa hai jiNdgi
Solve this paheli.The fishermen love me,but doctor hate me,kids want
2 eat me,i am a 13 letter word.who i m? -h-t---i--
Hello Mehak That was not the right ans. If u want a rit call me or
email to me.
main Mara tere Pheche,

Tu Q nahi Marni Hai mere pheche

bahir kharein ne tere pheche

solve This paheli
Ladki aisi paheli hai, Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh bole: "DARLING I LOVE U". Na karo toh bole: "BROTHER HOW R U ?"
Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
nahi to sorry brother who are you.
Movies Related to College Life

Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
KT == Aakhri Rasta
paheli Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.

paheli Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.