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“You are so beautiful”
Some of the best moments in life:-
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside...
Thinking about the person you love...
A long drive on a calm road...
Finding money in your old jeans just when you need it...
Giggling over silly jokes...
Holding hands with a friend...
Getting a hug from someone who loves u...
The moment your eyes fill with tears after a big laugh...
Wishing you these moments in your life always..!
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they''re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they''re not so bad.
100 Memories ...

200 jokes ...

300 Great Times ...

400 Secrets ...

1 Reason ...


HaPpy fRieNdShIp dAy
A Loyal Friend Laughs At Your jokes When They Are Not So Good


Sympathizes With Your Problems
When They Are Not So Bad ...

HaPpY fRiEnDsHiP dAy ... (=
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I just watch the government and report the facts.
I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
report the facts.
You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)

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A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all
those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"
He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"
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