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Circuit-Simple Bhai,

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"veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

"wanted"

ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to

uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...

jab lite band hoti h

Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)

Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?

Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?

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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p

Misbah hum Sachin

Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy

Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy

Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

Sardar dukhi tha,

Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon

Angel Took Man

Angel Took Man 2 Hell there he Saw " MOLANA FAZAL-UR-REHMAN" Dancing With BIPASHA.
Man. Angel Jii Is Ki Saza itni Mazedar Kyo?
angel, SAZA tu BIPASHA ko Mili Hai :D

Daalne Laga Main Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Hua Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki Wo

Takleef Hui Itni
Boli Bahar Nikalo

Khuda K Waaste Haath Main
Duusri Choori Dalo . . . ;->

AAj ke friends I TELL U,

AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy

oh my dost/ i am just free 4

Any Degree Of Shaterring,

Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?

I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
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Plump Up Again .. ! (:

There is a saying..

There is a saying..
"if U want 2 be greAt U must walk with greAt people".
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I have no objection, U can walk with ME... ;->

All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing

All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing
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SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)

American Police

American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..

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