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May, 25 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     3143 views       Funny

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kapade dhoye dhoby....

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hum sab khaye gobi......;->
Shahbaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om














Kyuki

Picture Abhi Baki Hai Dost.
William Studyfear said...!!!

"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..
Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi

Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->
What Is B.E. . . .




8 semesters are there


80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"
Deewar Per!:

Dekho Kute Ka Bacha Peshab Ker Raha Hai.

Pathan Ne Perha Aur Yeh Kehte
Hue Peshab Kerne Lga.

Haha Peshab Main Karun Ga Aur Nam

Kute Ka Lage Ga.
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi

Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi

Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga Andhera

Waise Waise Barhe Gi Abadi ;-