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May, 25 2010
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Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab mai nakli,
Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,
Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,
Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,
Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.
Bus chali jhatka laga
Bus chali
jhatka laga
ek sardar ek larki par gira
larki boli:
badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
Sardar bola: SINDH University se B.COM kar raha hoon.
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Or
Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .
JAwAni pe LAgA ShAbbAb
Or
Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->
MONEY:
MONEY:
Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . .
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .
Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?
Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->
Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,
pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye
Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay
Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay
1..Rozana Brush karna
2..Choclate or sweets kam khana
3..
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!
''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian
''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian
mshooq ne dikar li phir dekh bhal kay
is mein qasoor aashiq-e-marhoom ka b tha
kaghaz rakh dia tha kaleeja nikal k..''''
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk bola: kuch kehna chahte ho?
Shrabi : eyes jise lagao use bata dena “ye do peg ke baad khulti hain...
Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.
Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.
HAMMAD: Take This Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card
HAMMAD:So What? You Hv Writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!
I Looked
I
Looked
4
U
Up
Down
Left
Right
Here
There
Everywhere
just
2
sprAy
MORTEIN.... ;->
Height of Adab
Height of Adab
Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ata hun
k kahin teacher ye na kahen
k agay sa jawab data hai . . . .:D
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