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Har sawal say dut ker larna,
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Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
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Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?
Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?
Student: 4
Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?
Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari Dharti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,
"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->
Keeklee Kaleer Di
Keeklee Kaleer Di
Pent Mere Veer Di
Coat Mere Pai Da
Landay Ton Le Ayi Da
Fair Fit Karayi Da
Fair Onho Payi Da
Fittay Mo0nh MehnGayi Da.
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar
Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker
Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker
It Means
Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->
runaway ur father is coming
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
Q: Why dogs don''t
Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!
''Usko dekha to
''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,
Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye
Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo''n ... ;->
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator
Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo
Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
Wo Konsa DRIVER
Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?
Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!
Yar Khud Soch,
Socho
Yar
Socho
Ans:SCREW DRIVER,
AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"
INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.
cricket mei ksi player
Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???
Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
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