Har sawal say dut ker larna,

Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
  

May, 25 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2519 views       Funny

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Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
''Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...''
Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''
Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->
''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009

Baby Baby ...

Yes Mama !!



Eating Sugar ... ?



Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

Student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
Student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..