Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->
Pathan phone pe wapda waly se: Janaab thori dair k liye light to band kijiye. . . . WAPDA wala:Q sir ? . . . Pathan:Wo yara humara dimagh mein ek naya Gaali aaya hai wo apko dena hai.