Why We Dont Study

Why We Dont Study
Why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
&
Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?













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Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano''n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hy . . . ;->
  

May, 18 2010     241 chars (2 sms)     3316 views       Funny

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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!
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Jab Uski Dulhan Phero K Waqt Uske Pas

Akar Baiti To Wo Bola

Thoda Pas Ho K Baith,

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Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

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Order Double Cheese Burgers

Larg Fries

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A Diet Coke ... ;)
Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt

Make Diffrnt

Achieve Diffrnt


Speak Diffrnt

Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:

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''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent
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Is Sms Ko Apny Doston Ko Byjo
Or Dekho Kitny Bywkoof Isy Pura Nai Parhty
Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!
Why Is Love Mariage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.....???
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B''coz A Known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost.......... ;->
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?


Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua

Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)
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kissi ko aapna bana k dhekho

gale milna chahte hai sab

kabhi LUX se naha k de kho.