hey wat do u call

hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA

May, 18 2010 117 chars (1 sms) 3813 views Funny

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Doctor''s Preciptiom 4 U................

Doctor''s Preciptiom 4 U................

A Cute Little Smile 4 Brak Fast.......

More Laugh 4 Lunch........

Loadz Ov Happiness 4 Dinner...............
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Doctor''s Fee........ A Sms When U R Freee.........:)

aam zindagi yaar p

Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.

Hello G G, G

Hello G

G, G

Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha

G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number!

''Pahle to tune mujh

''Pahle to tune mujh ko tukh lagae doctor sale aur kehta hai ke paisay maine nhe waseem ne lenay hain sale Faraz hamain to Doctor ne lota waseem main kia dum tha main ne degree wahan se li jahan student kam tha aa raha ho main jald hi sale amjad tere ma ki..................................''

Hight of Friendship..

Hight of Friendship..

Osama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence

men think they are LEFT behind...

men think they are LEFT behind...
and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men behind?

2 Larkin Ful Makeup

2 Larki'n Ful Makeup Kr K Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha ...
1st: Aaj Koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: Tu Tension Mat Le Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga ... =P =D

''__,Î”___ /____,_/ \Â .;â€™;’;., ,l__[]__l__!Â ,,)(,, Its My House

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Its My House
Gift 4u
Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo
Main Road P Reh Lon GA
Magar ApK SMS K bina Nai

tumhar msg ka intzar

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Why are wives more

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!

Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

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lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.

its just another day

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart

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