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Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
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Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
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Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni
Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??
Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.
hey u know which is
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U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
A Question From
A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:
"Sir,
How Is It That Your
Name Is Gates But
U Are Selling WINDOWS
apsa koi haseen
apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen
Apsey pehley kaheen
hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?
2nd pathan;nhn yara
1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?
I want to meet u
I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"
shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.
Larke wale: shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.
Larki wale: nahi abi hamari beti parh rahi hai.
Larke wale: parhai bad me b ho jaye gi, hamara beta
monkey nhi jo ap ki beti ki kitabain phaar de ga. :-D
Ye awaaz pehchano,
Ye awaaz pehchano,
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!
teri dosti ko me nib
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga
Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga
Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost
Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
if u dnt smoke, dnt drink,
if u dnt smoke,
dnt drink,
dnt have gurl frnd,
dnt play cards,
no late nites,
then visit our site..
www.paida ku howa.com
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua
Apny bap sy bola aba hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay
Aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ?
Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O
Aba: Eida matlab.. ?
"Marasi State Oil"
Hosh kar Oye :->
Shortest Fairy
Shortest Fairy Tale In Da World.... ONce upun a time , A Guy Asked a Girl ," Will U Marry me "
She Said " No " & The Guy Lived Happilty Ever After :)
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