Can you explain

Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2242 views       Funny

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TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……

TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?


A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.
Sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
Sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.
height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
Feeling is a painting - neva spoil it

Face is a book - try to read it

Love is precious - dont miss it

Frendship is a mirror - dont break it
If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..

Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi

Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne

Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
Warning:

Kamzor Dil K Hazraat Ye Msg Na Parhen>
Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy
''Jo Admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi''

1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga
Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
''Q?

Haar Gaye Kya?''
Pathan Bola
''Nahi..

Balgham Chaba Rha Hoon''


Aakh Thoo
Imagine World Without GIRLS


Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......

&

All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...


wo soye hoye the....


Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...


hum soye hoye the...


Moral:-



''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.


Wah Wah


Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.