Can you explain

Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.

May, 20 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2207 views Funny

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yaar aaya hai chai to bana do

Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)

Kehty hain aurat

Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

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yani k "Chapati".

When sum1 touches u & u dont feel it

When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it

its IGNORANCE

Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it

its LOVE.

But When nobody touchs u but u feel it

then its KHUJLI... <-;

reshma ki jawani

reshma ki jawani

reashma ki jawani

reshma ki jawani

ab hogai hai purani .........;->

Girl to Boy

Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

''hame to sms ne loota

''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''

someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.

someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.

signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.

Ostad,, bato 5880

Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq

kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy

Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,

aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->

Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha

Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha
Bht Log Saath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Sindhi b Janaze k Saath
Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
"Kalma-e-Shahadat"
Sindhi Zor Se Bola
"G.A Bhutto" ... ;->

The more I learn

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

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