Can you explain

Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2487 views       Funny

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chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,






Qabr khudwai
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
''__,Δ___
/____,_/ \ .;’;’;.,
,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,,
Its My House
Gift 4u
Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo
Main Road P Reh Lon GA
Magar ApK SMS K bina Nai
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
Tum Bohat Hi

Sweet

Cute

Decent

Good Looking

Nice

Intelligent



Lardke Ka SmS Parh Rahe Ho...
aami je tumhar
chin chhin chhin.

shudu je aamar
chhin chhin chhin.

4ward this line to 7 BHOOT & get luck b4 this amavasya.
Jai Monjulika mai!
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??



Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:

Girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit IncharGe Hai...!
Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks


But jobs r limited

then
more unemployment

more suicide
more crime

SO,

SAVE PAKISTAN

STOP STUDYING..!
mud gorning.
lest of buck.
gay mod less bu.
ave a dice nay.
cake tare!
soli yaar!
laat ko zyaada pee lee sissiliye ispeling fistek ho rayeli he.
MON''T DINE...!!! ;->