Can you explain

Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2780 views       Funny

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Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).



Client congrats you have been successful.
In Olden Days,
If A Student Was In D Principal''s Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!

Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!
BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will burn her with Kerosene Oil.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.



Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..

Ho Ho...

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...

Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,

"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!
Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
If I had a spy camera...

i''ll snap ur evry moment...

evry smile...

evry memory...

n keep...

in my...

kitchen to scare the rats...



Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel



KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->


"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You

Shocked ?

Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..

To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
A Beautiful Statement written inside Men''s Toilet :


The Future of our Country is now in your Hands ....lolz!!!
Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."

But

Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->