Can you explain

Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2372 views       Funny

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Coz "HAR GHARI BADAL RAHI HAI ROOP ZINDAGI" . . . ;->
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Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
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2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
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I Need It, As I Owe A
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3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
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PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
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"LIbas"














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One Step backward


And Then


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Burger @Rs.100
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Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
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Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
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To b as handsome as his mother thinks..

To b as rich as his child believes..

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