Can you explain

Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2618 views       Funny

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Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om














Kyuki

Picture Abhi Baki Hai Dost.
Wife:

India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!


Husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?


Wife:

APNI VIDEO


Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!























Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?






ANS : - TABU!!!!







Confused. . . ?








Why. . . ?













Ok I''l Tell U. . .






Because.

Sridevi Did CHANDNI & Tabu Did CHANDNI BAR . . . ;->
If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???



then...





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look in the Dictionary... ;->
What''s The Benifit Of
"Love At First Sight. . . ?"
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It Saves Time . . .



Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon
1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab

Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K

Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K

Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari

Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.