Can you explain

Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2928 views       Funny

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Qayamat k 4 signs

1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae


2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi


3-Zalzalay aein gae



4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..
1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..

2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?






1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.
Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri

Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri

Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye

Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye

Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna

In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna

Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye

Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .
''akhoon akhoon !!!!


aRz kiya he !!!!!






A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!





W@H W@H W@H W@H W@H !




A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!








zARa SiDe PE HO jAo saans lene vali nali main phanse ho''
Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
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Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta
1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->
Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.


Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM



Daro Mat



Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!







Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->
Cho0se one number;

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i will tell you
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Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;
Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
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I wonder why it is wasted on us... ;->


Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!


Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!


Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D