Can you explain

Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2941 views       Funny

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Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY
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Kyoun Kehti Ho?

Biwi: Ab Bhary Bazar Main
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Who Will Be Driving The Car?






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100 gram Kankar.

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5 gram Makree k jalay

Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
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School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
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Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
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Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
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Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.


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to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.


GEO KAMEEENO


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“Aisa Teri Waali Mujhe Bholti Hai.” Sambhaal Us ko........ :p
Very important health tips only for u.
dont eat
pizzas,samosay dahi baray,ice cream,chocolate,

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sandwich
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WITHOUT
ME,,