Can you explain

Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     3110 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages


B4 u speak.
(listen)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate..
(love)













B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
Faraz In English Mood

A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of Rice FARAZ...



Served With Ketchup Tastes Very Nice...
Yum Yum
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS


Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

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Par
Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel
''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

Wah!wah

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib

Ooohhh!

Phir..!

Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.


signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi
Sub kuch perfume ki tara ur jata tha
Tumhare ane k baad sub kuch ruk gia ha
KHUDA kare tum jaisa DHAKAN har kisi ko mile
1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->


Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D