Can you explain

Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2173 views       Funny

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One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,


she screamed...

" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->
merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam








tu mar b jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai







Pani Puri wale k paas.
As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N

Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,

I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me

Thnx



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Height Of Overacting ;)
Why has the government. fixed voting age- 18 yrs & marriage age- 21 yrs?



Govt.. ko ye pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasaan hai, lekin biwi nahi...!!!
Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

























Ans:

PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->
aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
sciensdanon nay parhnay wala bandar dhoond lia hain,

kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata

waqai nahin aata

common sense hay yaar

unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA.
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
Feeling is a painting - neva spoil it

Face is a book - try to read it

Love is precious - dont miss it

Frendship is a mirror - dont break it