Can you explain

Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2427 views       Funny

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may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
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Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

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Sharef : Finger prints.

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Sharef : On my cheeks.
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kyou k....?

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Pappu: Sir, Can You
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''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''
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When a person asked what he was doing….
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Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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