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May, 20 2010
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Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party
Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party
Hi i''m Sardar,
This is my sardarni
He is My Kid
&
&
This Is My Kidney
aao aaj hm dono
Aao!
Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>
K
Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>
Hm Wafa krenge>
Hm Mohabbat krenge>
Sirf Or Sirf Apne
"Ap"se... =P ;->
Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,
Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,
Dur bohat fizaon mein kho jaonga,
Meri yadon se lipat kar roye ga tu buhat,
Jab mein tujh se udhar lekar farar ho jaonga.->
dl ka sab se barra
D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?
?
?
?
?
Apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye
?
?
?
?
?
Poket Sayyyyy
Teacher: "U R Late Today.
Teacher: "U R Late Today.
School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,
Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"
Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na
Kiya Karein,
School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.
Top 3 Universities Rule :
Top 3 Universities Rule :
1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent
Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab
Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .
"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"
Qualities That A Friend Must Hav
Qualities That A Friend Must Have
Cute As Elephant
Smart As Sarda
Active As Turtle
Fit As Hippo
&
Mature As Monkey
No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->
Teacher:
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''
One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''
Musharraf Ne Qaum Se
Musharraf Ne Qaum Se Khitab Kerte Huye Kaha K Pakistan Mey Buhat Jald Gurbat Khatam Honay Wali Hai........ Aur Koi Gareeb Nahi Rahe Ga....
Sach Hi TaU Kaha Hai.....
Kyunki Sarey Garib Tau Mar Jaye Ge....
GEO MUSHARRAF.................
are you fluent in en
Are You Fluent In English .?
Read It Fast . . .
Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->
Walk on ur own path..
Walk on ur own path..
Love in ur own way
Talk watever u wish 2 say..
Do wat ur heart
desires
&
One day
The world wil say
Hay he
DHEEETT ... =P ;->
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