Can you explain

Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.

May, 20 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2945 views Funny

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''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

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KYUN K
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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->

Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden

Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?

Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun

Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do

ye pakistan nhi chaand ka tukra hy

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

70 yr old man

70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.

if a baby is born in

If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?

Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->

PTCL waly

Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.

Police:Kon hai wo ?

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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.

Murder Of EnglisH

Murder Of EnglisH

One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:

today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else

Quaid Ke 3 Nakat

Quaid Ke 3 Nakat
1)Awaam Ki Taraqqi Ki Bunyad Sms Pe Rakhi Jaye
2)Call Kro Is Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai
3)Jis Ne Miscall Di Woh Ham Main Se Nahin...

It''s Sad For A Girl

It''s Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her

CHARMLESS

But

Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him

HARMLESS ... =P ;)

Hamari life us waqt complete hoti hai,

Hamari life us waqt
complete hoti hai,

jab ap ho or mai ho,

or humary,

Choty choty

pyary pyara

sweet sweet

cute cute

nanny munny

shararti shararti

!Sms!Hon!

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