Can you explain

Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2230 views       Funny

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ab aap hamari pasand poochien gay..
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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

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reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D

Arz kia hy...


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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->
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Take a Bowl Fill it With GRAPES Put Your Hand In It Go In Front Of Mirror You Know What You Will Find...?? LANGOOR Key HATH Mei ANGOOR...!!!
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Pilot: One must leave bcoz of overload.

Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping



HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Son:I Wana Tel U Something

Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating

(Aftr Eatng)

Father : Now Tell Me.

Son : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food
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Us nay Pipe Moun me dal kr motor hi chala dali..''
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”