Can you explain

Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     3059 views       Funny

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2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D
Thought of the day:

"if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"
Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :
Lafz Tere Geet Mere Ghazal Koi Sunao''n Kia

Larki:
Haath Mere Gaal Tere Kaan K Neechey Bajao''n Kia ;->
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?


Sardar 2:Aasman par


Pehla:Abay shit yar


Doosra:kia hua?


Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>
Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father
Whats the diff between Quaid-e-Azam, Musharraf & Lalu Parsaad?
Quaid didnt know whats lie,
Musharraf doesnt know whats truth
&
Lalu doesnt know the difference ;->
Wedding nite:

Dulhan Sardar se,

aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....







SArdar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha...->
spell the word silk without looking here


now say "silk" 5 times

what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...
Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO KYUN?...







SOCHO SOCHO……






BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.





STRANGE NA ..



BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?


















- SOCHO Socho





BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,