is qadar hum zindagi

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,

Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->

May, 06 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2892 views Funny

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2012 is not the end of love

How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"

parhay likhay

parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan

~ Truth ~

~ Truth ~

G o D
m A d E
m A n ...

M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...

M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->

''Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(\./)/.".

''Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(\./)/.".) "^----;";_\,,/"( , , )/ \ / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai''

Na pooch teri judai k

Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..

Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.

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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

ab pesh hai bushb

Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''

phansi se pehle jail

Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->

Gharaylo Totky

Gharaylo Totky

1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega

3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga

4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.

Suraj hua maddham,

Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!

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is qadar hum zindagi

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