is qadar hum zindagi

is qadar hum zindagi

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,

Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     3108 views       Funny

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Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...

Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...


But

Remember
Whatever You Do


















You Will Regret It Later ... ;->
Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.
I met money one day. I said, ''''You are just a piece of paper.''''
Money smiled and said, ''''Of course I''m a piece of paper, but I haven''t seen a dustbin yet, in my life'''' ;->
1-5 years girls
love MOM

6-15 years girls
love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME

30-60 years they love HUSBAND

61-100 years they love..


Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!
Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

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I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
Dear jana
Smile Never
Speak Ever
Gum Sum Never
Share Ever
Hide Never
Care Ever
Left Never
Think me ever
Forget me Never
Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?


Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,
aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge



Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,

JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,

MunqAtA krdi jAygi

ShukriyA
Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

Aurat !

Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe Apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1
FOUR Flowers
Especially For U . . .

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1st For Frienship


2nd For Happiness


3rd For Care



4th Kaan K Uppar Laga Lena
Ek Dum Mast Lage Ga Mere Dost ;->
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