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May, 03 2010
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1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo
pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.
Height of Love
Height of Love
when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bha
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar
Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker
Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker
It Means
Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop
Really good lookin
Very SmartSo Delightful
More like a Celebrity
I walked nearer...
Damn !
THESE MIRRORS YAAR!
A man goes to the
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
And the man replies, "No, just spots."
Q: If a devil catches
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka pota!
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka pota!
Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar dada AAshiq na hota.
A Sardar saw
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
American: Oh God!
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.
Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->
Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Kia Fact Common Hy ???
?
??
???
????
?????
??????
Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
Kahin Na Kahin Chance Ban Hii Jata Hy ... ;->
Lady 2 accountant:
Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne k
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:
Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"
lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:
Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"
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