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May, 03 2010
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yeh soch kar paresha
Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!
Sardar car ki
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
<< (",) Dis Ant is <( )> looking 4 u ,,J L,,
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(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )''
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
Attendence.. Pappu
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
Hum ko gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..
Hum ko
gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..
Jany ye
DUSHMANO ne usy kia sikha dia..
Ghar
us ne kya banaya MASJID k samanay..
CHAHAT ne us ki humko NAMAZI bana dia.../
1 adm ne pathan se
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?
Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
A : u r Active
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''
*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''
''*"Apni Zakaat"*''
Kheraat Sadqaat
Or
Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey
Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar
Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi
''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?
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Socho
Socho
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Are itna bhi kya sochna
Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?''
which kind of keys c
Which Kind Of Keys Cant Open A Door??
A Turkey, Donkey, Or A Monkey :)
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