somebody up there lo

somebody up there lo
Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!
  

May, 03 2010     84 chars (1 sms)     2708 views       Funny

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Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->
2008 .....


Good Morning !
(bina bijli k)


Have A Nice Day
(bina bijli k).....

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Stay Happy
(bina bijli k) ....=P;->
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM



Daro Mat



Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!







Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->
NEWS ALERT !!

Koi Bhi
Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De

Mat Khana Plz



Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna


Q
K











City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->
Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai


Maa sy ho to ibadat
Bap sy ho to muqaddas
Bhai say ho to aaqidat
Behan say ho to farz
B v say ho to...
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Chunnu
munnu
guddu
pappu
Teacher : Hame Gariboon K Sath Hamesha Piyar K Sath Paish Ana Chahiye

Kid : Acha Ab Aya Samjh Main !!

Teacher : Kya


Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<
Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Shaheen Ne Chattanon May...

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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"


Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !


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My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->