somebody up there lo

somebody up there lo
Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!
  

May, 03 2010     84 chars (1 sms)     2146 views       Funny

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Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!
Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha
Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.
Newton law of Girl frnd :-

"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,

it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,

with some loss of energy time & Money".
JAb

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BHATIJA ho GA


Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay To Kia Hota Hay?
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Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
Yaar Kabhi To +Ve Socha Karo... ;->
Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...

"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)

Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...





Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?






Ans: A Police Officer!!
Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...




Mushkilain Hain Tou Hosle Hain...




Chirrya Hain Tou Ghosle Hain...



Aasha Hai Tou Bhosle Hain.... ;->