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May, 03 2010
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Fight between teeth & tongue;
Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;
teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai
t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
khat meinein terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
after eating fish sa
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
Sardar: Doctor help me
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~
''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~
jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....
Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->
Did U Knw Dat
Did U Knw Dat
When Sum1 Annoys U
It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown
But
It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out
And
Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D
Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi
Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi ne Farishtay Se Kaha...
ALLAH Se Arz Karo..
Jahan Dekho Har Field Main Punjabi Hi Hote Hain Akhis Kyo ??
Farishta : Main Hunay Gaya Te Hunay Aya !!!
Love in France IS A COMEDY
Love in France IS A COMEDY
In England A TRAGEDY
In Italy A WONDER!
In Germany A DRAMA
But
In PAK LOve is a
"National Game"
HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he
To Jiyo bindas...
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,
pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,
wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte
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