its just another day

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart

May, 03 2010 90 chars (1 sms) 2281 views Funny

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God

Sends

Us

Meat,

The

Devil

Sends

Us

Cooks.

Proverb

''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!''

math tells us three of the tragic love stories

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

Khoon(Blood) se

Khoon(Blood) se likh diya har diwar pe unka Naam . . .

Aur fir tor di har Diwar jis pe likha tha unka naam . . .

KYUNKI...!!!

"SPELLING MISTAKE THI" . . . ;->

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Relex

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Delete This
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A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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Can Also Be A
D E N T I S T!

BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai

BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai

MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali

BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya

Just close ur eyes

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............

All Brokers Have Become

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

A sardar went to a doctor..

A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again

Idiots

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

''Asi Pagl twady pichy,

''Asi Pagl twady pichy,

Tusi Pagl kise Hor pichy,

Agon ''O'' Pagl kise Hor Pichy,

''O'' V pagl Kise Hor Pichy,

HaHaHa.....!

Sary Pagal aggay Pichy....! :-P ;-)''

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