SAWAAL: Patni

SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.

May, 20 2010 135 chars (1 sms) 3224 views Funny

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SAWAAL: Patni

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