SAWAAL: Patni

SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.

May, 20 2010 135 chars (1 sms) 2597 views Funny

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Tortoise and rabbit

Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got... How....??????? . . .. . .
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.. So.. Sports quota!!!!

Santa, Swimming pool and lady

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

Woh to aj bi hamain

Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai

Student To teacher :

Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???

Teacher:Haan Bilkul....

Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->

the best way to re

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro,

Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro, Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro,
Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kya?
Mere Sath Sath Chala Kro! Main Khule Mizaj Ka Shaks Hon,
Muj Se Saaf Saaf Bat Kaha Karo, Ye Mehrbani K Jo Lafz Hain,
Inhe Tum Na Muj Se Kha Karo Kahin Tum Na Ho Jao BE Sakon!
Koi Bad Dua Tumhen Kha Na Le! Ye Jo Khoye Khoye Se Log Hain.
Inhe Dehk Kr Na Hansa Kro Ye Dua Hay Rabb-E-Kareem Se,
Teri Tazgi Ko Khizan Na Ho,
Ye Bahar Tum Se Jala Kre,
Sada Muskurate Raha Karo

ek chooha maarna hai

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)

My wifes first husband.

A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->

hum film india ki

hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?

boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots

Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)

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