SAWAAL: Patni

SAWAAL: Patni
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
  

May, 20 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     3329 views       Funny

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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
app ko sil ki gahraioon se


















fitay moun
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->
Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..























Apni Biwi K Sath Ghoomney :-D
Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota,
hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:
''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''

I Feel u Every Day









I Miss U Every Day









I Enjoy U Every Day









I Love U Every Day









Because










“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->
Most Innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->


Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....