SAWAAL: Patni

SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.

May, 20 2010 135 chars (1 sms) 2408 views Funny

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You Are Too Sexy . . .

You Are Too Sexy . . .
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If U Think U Are
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So Plz Stop Living In Wish Ful Thinkings . . . ;->

Walk on ur own path..

Walk on ur own path..
Love in ur own way
Talk watever u wish 2 say..
Do wat ur heart
desires
&
One day
The world wil say

Hay he
DHEEETT ... =P ;->

''tiger buscuit

''tiger buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,

~*~Tamana~*~

Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai''''

A sardaar to his friend

A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.

A Sardar Reads On

A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba

1st Man:"Main Muree

1st Man:"Main Muree
Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"

2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
Phenk Dena"

1st Man:"Agar Tum Bura
Na Mano To Wapsi Pe
Phenk Doon?"

1 medical student

1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter
dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena, ladke ne ans
diya:- tumhara blood group A+ hai or calcium ke kami hai...

Kisi ko board mein number brhwane honto

Kisi ko board mein number brhwane honto mujhe Naam,roll no aur mera commision Sms Kardain
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"Asif Ali Zardari"

padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...
:D

''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy

''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy
Jo serdeon main pehnty hain kachy''

Aisi kon c cheez hay. jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?

Aisi kon c cheez hay.
jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?

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Its= " W "

WOMAN- W

COW- W
Her waqt Ghalat mat socha karo.Idiot

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SAWAAL: Patni

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