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SAWAAL: Patni
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
  
May, 20 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     2900 views       Funny

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Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:
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1: Pakki pencil se,
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3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p
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If YOU
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Someone
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte
MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa
Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!

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