SAWAAL: Patni

SAWAAL: Patni
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
  

May, 20 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     3162 views       Funny

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