SAWAAL: Patni

SAWAAL: Patni
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
  

May, 20 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     2609 views       Funny

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Do It On Bed, On A Sofa
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You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

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Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
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A Girl Worries Abt Her Future Til
She Gets A Husband
But A Boy Never Worries About His
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A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying,

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Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

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I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.


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U know Y?
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