Ladkewale:

Ladkewale:
Ladkewale:ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sbki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sbka gu JUGGU!!
  

May, 20 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     1972 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''
Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.


Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.
Roz Roz Ki
Mulaqaato''n Ko Tu Ne
Bhula Diya ...






Laut Ker Aa Jao





Please ...






Main Ne ...





Haan
Main Ne ...





Yaqeen Karo ...







"MORTIEN"
Bujha Diya . . . ;->
Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....


FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
And Asked For My LG KG 195
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA.
PAthAN jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di.
Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;->
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
A Truth

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->
Hello,
Plz.

Dhyan Den

Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale

Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge

To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main

Dhyan Denewali koi Bat He Nahi haì... ;->
Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai
the day i will die and go out of ur life

then

buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money





u r saving by not sending sms 2 me