U can control your Breath but not Death

U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not

LOOSE MOTION

May, 20 2010 178 chars (2 sms) 1957 views Funny

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Mere Dost

Mere Dost

Neek

Namazi

Muttake

Parhez gar

Bholay

Sache

Achay

LOGO KAY SATH

KABE MAT BETHNA..

TUMHARE SOHBAT MAi WO Bhi KHARAB HOJAYE GE.. ;->

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->

''suno, Mehsoos karo,

''suno,

Mehsoos karo,

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ik ik boond

Tum se

Cheekh cheekh

kar keh rahi hai

"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''

AftEr thE rEs0uNdInG

AftEr
thE
rEs0uNdInG
sUcCeSs
oF
thE
INdIaN
bLoCk
buStEr
fILm"TaRaY zAmEeN pAY"
wE
pAkIsTaNiS
prEsEnT

"pAtRoL AaSmAn pAY"!

Wife:

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

Situation,

Situation,

Whn 1 Hr Wi|L Be Back...

1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar Abhi To 10 Bjay Hain
Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai?

2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay Hain

TV pe Bomb

Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,

Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?

Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.

''''A man had his credit card sto

''''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''

Biryani kana y ki dua!

Biryani kana y ki dua!
Niyat karta hoon Main 4 plate biryani ki,
Vastey 15,20 boti"k",
Bama zarda,raita aurbb salad"k"
Muon mara deigh ki taraf,
Bismillah

Teacher: Harbhajan

Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"

I wnt u to b wit

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

Amitabh Public Toilet Me

Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai.

Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The?

Amitabh: Jaise Hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye

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U can control your Breath but not Death

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