A punjabi women i

A punjabi women i
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
  

May, 21 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2575 views       Funny

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Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,

Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..

Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..






Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.
A Solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
At Once Time . . .


"Monopoly Is Always Damaging

&

Competition Improves Services... " ....
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->


Kia aap k0 pata hay ??


B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??



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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B''s
B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most Important.

B - Backlogs.
CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)
Meri Dua Hai K
Aap Taraqi Ker K
Uppar Jao





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Uppar Jao





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Uppar Jao



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Farishte Kahain
“Nawa Aya Ain Sonya. . . “ ;->
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
World''s Shortest Horror Story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines

"When the world''s Last Man was alone in his
room,the door was knocked"...