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In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves

Husband keeps Watching

Wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?
  

May, 25 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2069 views       Funny

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Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,

Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe

aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!
My
eyes:
Miss u

My
feelings:
LOve u

My
mind:
Calls u

My life is U


I''ll die without u
I LOVE U

Aisa Teri wali mujhe bolti hai

Sambhal usko
Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg)Hta tou films k nam is trha hoty,


Ye Anda apka hua,


Hum Anda de chuky snam,


Hum apke Andy main rehty hain,


Andy waly dulhnya ly jain gy


After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.
two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai

Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.




Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.





Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->
ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya

log us k ird gird jama hogae
aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai?

wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!

New Remix Song. . .


KhalBali Hai KhalBali
Emergency Ki Hai KhalBali

Musharaf ko Chor K Benazir Dubai Chali

Imran ko Hai Chul Bari

Altaf Bhai Ki Tou Nikal Pari

Qazi Ki Hai Sulag pari

Aitezaaz Ki Hai Farmaish Bari

Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari

Apne Pakistan Ki ho gayi Khatya Khari

Khalbali Hai Khalbali
Emergency Ki Hai KhalBhali . . . ;
Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad Aye to kia karu ?

Yaad Teri dilse na Jaye tu Kia Karu?

Socha tha Ho gi mulakatKhwaboun Main

Ager neeand hi Na Aye , tu kia karu ???


Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???


Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...



Kia Raat Ko Sote Main
Jaag Jate Hain



Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se
Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???


Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi



Kion K Hum Laaye Hain
Sirf Aap K Liye.....






PAMPERS Twin Pack
Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main


Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->
Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
1.


2.


3.


Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein