Hum to mohobat k panchi hain,

Hum to mohobat k panchi hain,
Hum to mohobat k
panchi hain,




piyar k geet gungunate
hain,




Nafrato ka to hume
kuch malom nahi,




Jo bhi bachi milay us pe
line zaror marty hain;->
  

May, 19 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2341 views       Funny

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Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?






bcoz



Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai...
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary ***
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!


"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi "PAppu" , , ,



BuS BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->
Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.
Qayamat k 4 signs

1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae


2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi


3-Zalzalay aein gae



4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..
''Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
Life Is A Card Game


During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
I''m Not Well
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Neither M I A River......!

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->