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Aaj bAdI ThAnD hAi ..
rAjAaAi uDh Ke sO JaA.->

May, 19 2010 234 chars (2 sms) 3549 views Funny

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!

You are so smart

You are so smart
You are so beautiful,
You are so brilliant,
You are so lovely,
You are so cute,

Gee nahi gee:-

Jo kehta hae wohi hota hae.

Our Friendship START

Our Friendship
START

Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ko Soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega

Human beings r soluble in water.

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!

Definition of home

Definition of home:

"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)

Everybody Wants

Everybody Wants

Some 1 Special

Some 1 Nice

Some 1 Cute

Some 1 Smart

Some 1 Sweet

Some 1 Honest

Tabhi Tou Main Kahoon
Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy . . . ;->

Nurse-congrats:

Nurse-congrats: Aapke jurwa bete hue hain.....
Santa: Ye to hona hi tha...
Nurse- Kyon?
Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal Sabr Ka Phal

Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
Sabr Ka Phal

Qaumi Libaas
Kala Coat

Qaumi Khel
Muzakarat

Qaumi Dua
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye ... ;->

Tum pas hote ho tujh pe pyar aata hai,

Tum pas hote ho tujh
pe pyar aata hai,

Tum door hote ho to
tera intazaz stata hai,

Kya kahein is dil ki halat
ke.

tujhe yaad kar k
hume.

Bukhaar ho jata ..->

aman ki aasha jagao

Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA

WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.

Main Agar Kahon

Main
Agar
Kahon
Tum Sa
Haseen
Kainaat
Main
Nahi
Hy
Koi ...

Tou Yaar Yaqqen Mat Krna
Insan Pareshani Main
Kuch Ulta Seedha Bol Jata Hy ... ;->

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