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1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!

2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)

May, 17 2010 131 chars (1 sms) 1995 views Funny

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Without u ,life is black and white

Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses

packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->

i know its your birt

I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?

Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?

Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer
&
P.C.S. In Winter.

Tchr: Wats Dat?

S:Ice Cream Seller In Summr
&
Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter

"An ErOtIc TrUtH"

"An ErOtIc TrUtH"

In OuR

LyF

ThInGs ArE To UsE....

&

PeOpLe ArE To LoVe

BuT MoSt Of Us

OfTeN

UsE ThE PeOpLe

&

LoVe ThE ThInGs......

Smething 4 A True Friend:

Smething 4 A True Friend:
A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!!
A True Friend

Cant.??
B''coz
He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin:
Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar

Santa=

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

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Sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na chorna ..! :-)''

jab se sardi ki hui hai pehli baarish

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)

Wat Does A Witch

Wat Does A Witch Ask 4 When sHe Arrives At A HoteL?
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Broom Service

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,

Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,

ishaq ko roog maar
detay hain,

Aadmi khud nahi marta,
Aap jesay khubsourat
aur bewafa loog maar
deta hain...!!!!!!!!

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