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1st Girl Proudly Says:
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1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!
2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
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May, 17 2010
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10 Dogs Were
10 Dogs Were Running Than Another Dog Asked
Why r You Running . . . ? ? ?
The Other Dog Replied
"Agli Gali Main Naya Khamba Laga Hai
Chal SU SU Ker K Aate Hain" ;->
shah jahan ne taj mehal k
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,
Aur Kaha
Maa Qasam,
Sab Filmi Hai. :-)
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli
agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!
i am doing candle lite
I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !
"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
Women have a passion for mathematics.
Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
Height Of Maska
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework
Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
fool nebrfoolon ki
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!
Whats difference
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
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If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
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If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!
beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely
''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,
smart ,cute,
sweat,intelligent
good looking,
pyara......
nahi hai to kia hua
jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na.....''
Height of being Hygienic:
Height of being Hygienic:
A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay . Ae dost...
''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay .
Ae dost...
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Log aaye aur lanat de kar chale gaye..:-)''
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