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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)
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What is the part of
What is the part of Female''s Body which has
Hair All Around
Abit wet Inside &
Drops water when Excited
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Don''t Think Wrong Stupid
It''s Eye
Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime.
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.
Pray
Pray
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Pray
I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko daulat de
Allah aap ko khushian de
Allah aap ko kamyaabi de
sab yaad ho gaya????
Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja! :p
Mom:"Beti Bari ho
Mom:"Beti Bari ho kar kya karogi?"Beti:"Kuch nahi..Maa banongi,Parhoon gi,Shaadi karon gi...or kya?"Mom:"Jo karna hai karo par zara TARTEEB sahi rakhna".
1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00
1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00 Pm Bje Malak Mkan Ka Door Khtkhtaya
Or Kaha K Me 5 Month Ka Kraya Ada Nhi Kr Skta.
Malak Mkan Ne Kaha K Ye Baat To Tum Mujhe
Morning Bhi Bta Skte The.
Krayedar Ne Kaha Mene Socha
K Is Tenshion Me
Akela Hi Kyun Jagta Rahun.
devil
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"Samjhdar k LiAy iShara hI Kafi hAi
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?
Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
this day when the
"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long live."
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
God thought that since
God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...
Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..
GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Think...
No?
A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
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