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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)

May, 25 2010 189 chars (2 sms) 1983 views Funny

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Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, Sorrow, Pain . . .
When U Fall Down. . .
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And Say . . . . .

"OYE YE DHAKKA KIS NE DIA" . . . ;->

kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn

Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
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Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH

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FOR COKE - AMIR
FOR MIRINDA - VIVEK
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Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

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Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo

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