Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.


Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!
  

May, 25 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2582 views       Funny

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Once A Journalist Askd Meera
What Type Of Roles Do U Prefer ???

Meera Answerd:
Wese Tou Mjhe Chicken Roll Pasand Hyn
Magar
Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti Hoon ...
Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....
Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera
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FARAZ
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Jab sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath

"Happy loadshding in Pakistan"
With love this wish is sent your way ,
for a very special kind of day
''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''

Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ


"SMART"people day tha:-(
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

I Was In Temple

When A Guy Next

To Me Lite A Cigarete

Frm The Arti.

I Was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle


Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha

Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D
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WT R U ALL WONDRINGAT,
I HV KILLED,
ALL THOSEWHO WERE BETWEEN I & U
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han
ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen
Abi b usi mor pe khare han jaha
Ap ne kaha ta
tehro hum



PAKORAY le k ate hen!
''AB TO BIJLI BHI DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai


"Mohsin"


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1 Ghanta Sobha





1 Ghanta Shaam


or


1 Ghanta Raat.....:d

- Mohsin Skywalker -''