After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar Aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu