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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
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May, 25 2010
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School and College Difference
Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..
But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)
Failure Is Not When Your GirlFriend Leaves
Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You
It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->
Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Th
Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
GHALIB...!!!
Najane tumain ''PPP'' Ko Vote Daine Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya.......????
Zarori Ilan!
Zarori Ilan!
1st Dec, se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,
1st Dec se tamam log apnay apnay UPS
wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
Shukria.
bachay k0 ghar se ba
Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->
Policeman: Tum Ne
Policeman: Tum Ne
Beech Road Pe Bus Q
Rok Di ???
Pathan: Hum Shehr Me
Naya Aya Hy Mgr
Qanoon Nhi Torta,
Wo Samne Dkho Lkha Hy
"BUS STOP"
Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila
kion??
memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
A Robber,
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?
Ans: A Police Officer!!
tell me your name in english
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"
Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?
Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
kanjoos ashiq
Dil Torna ha Torr ja , muhkh morna hay mor ja, bus tuj sy ye iltija ha mari,,,,,,, mary tofay to wapis mor jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.''
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