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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
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May, 25 2010
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Mainay Kaheen Suna Tha
Mainay Kaheen Suna Tha
Ke
Khubsurat Cheezain
Dekhnay Say Insaan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jaata Hai.
Sò.
Hamesha
Apney
Paas
Meri Tasveer
Rakha Karo :->
msg mehenga ho raha
Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,
HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,
MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,
JESE
Zardari
Sardar
Faraz
Or
Sab Se Barh Kar
PATHAN... ;->
smile is a curve tha
Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes
wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days
2 come
happy Birthday .......
What is the height of kind heartedness?
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon
Q: Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon K Sath Ghoomay
Jaye To Bhala Kaum Aitraaz Kar Sakta Hai??
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A: Jawaan Betiyaan.
I mess u... i mes yo....
I mess u...
i mes yo....
i mmisss yooo..
i mis yuo.......
Maybe i didn learn
how to write it....
but u taught me
how to feel it.......
If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me,
If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-
I am the ninth letter
TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Wat''s D Best Punishment
Wat''s D Best Punishment U Can Giv 2 A Gal?
Giv New Dress, Jewels, Cosmetics, Etc.
N Lock Her In A Room
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Witout A Mirror..
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga
pandit1ur son is po
Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies
Pandit2-Why?
Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper
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