Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.


Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!
  

May, 25 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     3447 views       Funny

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Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!


Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!


Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D
\(''.'')/ Hands up
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Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he


Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ


"SMART"people day tha:-(
We''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?
Rules ®ulations for college
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own
Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,




Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"

"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.






A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->
Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....

He smiled & said....

"Sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->


Do Not Walk Behind Me

For I may Not Lead

Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me

For I may Not Follow

Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,

Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit ... ;->