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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
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May, 25 2010
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Baccha Apni Ammi
Baccha Apni Ammi Ko Bager Mekup K Dekh Kar Chillaya ..
FARAZ
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Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein.
Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein. . :-D
Kabhi Kabhi Choti Chot
Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz
Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...
Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.
mahmood o ayaz na akati par
mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz
aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
PPP New Slogen
PPP New Slogen
Roti
KaprA
Na
Makaan
Mang
Raha Hai Lite Insan
[~!~] a m Y
shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
kapade dhoye dhoby....
shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
hum sab khaye gobi......;->
Teacher To Pathan:
Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?
Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua
Teacher: Spell It.
Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)
think
"Ek idea jo badl de apki duniya..............:P
Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye...
To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke...
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socho k...
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye.............................:P:p
Shaadi ke pehle
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..
jungle attendence....
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo
pathan & nurse
Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=
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“O”
Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.
Girl:mein tumare liye sab
Girl:mein tumare liye sab
kuch chod dungi,
Boy:Maa Bap?
Girl:yes
Boy:khana peena?
Girl:yes
Boy:Starplus?
Girl:Jaban Sambhal k
BOL....................;->
blackmailing in new
Blackmailing In New Style=
Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,
To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K
"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
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