Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.


Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!
  

May, 25 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     3561 views       Funny

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