Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

May, 25 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 3103 views Funny

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Jota chupai ki ras

Jota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhe ki 1 sali ne kaha: me tu 1100 lungi.2nd sali boli me tu 2100 lungi. peche se 1 memon bola baje 2310 lelo,us me FM be he

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??

GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??

!

!

!

3 Rupay may un limited sms ... =P

Headlines of 2025

Headlines of 2025

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->

CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin.

CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya?

Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->

Subha SMS Shaam SMS

Subha
SMS

Shaam
SMS

Din me
SMS

Raat me
SMS

Ghar me
SMS

Office me
SMS

Jeena
SMS

Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??

S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)

Do U Know My Love Story..

Do U Know My Love Story..

INTERVAL

The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!

STORY

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."

Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->

Want To Make $$$$$

Want To Make $$$$$ Wid Ur Computer . . . ? ? ?

No Risk . . .

Really

U Just Have To

Press ''''SHIFT + 4'''' Five Times In A Row . . . . ;->

Ek Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne Gaya

Ek Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne Gaya
Aftr Operation
Dr Asks: Kuch Kehna Chahte Ho ?
Charsi: Jis Ko Bhi Aankhai''n Lagana Usay Bata Dena
Ye 2 Cush Lagane K Baad Khulti Hyn . . . ;->

kya matlab main samjha nahi

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

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