Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

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10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”

10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…
8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.
9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…
10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?
BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AWARE OF LOVER

Ajab shaks ho tm

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?

Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?

Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->

open the skool on 14th feb sunday

A msg for all the students
of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)

Lalu: Rabri,

Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.

Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye,

ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.....;->

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,
aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge

Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->

Q: Why dogs don''t

Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!

Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../

Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../

After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .

After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D

sonehri baat

“SONEHRI BAAT”
“NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo
Jaisay
Log
“Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..

Every man''s wish

Every man''s wish
Ganguly ne Natwest
series jeet ke shirt utari,
Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet ke shirt utari,
Kaash
Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeet le

Customer to waiter

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->

''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,

''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''

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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

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