Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.


Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!
  

May, 25 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     3768 views       Funny

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"Zeher"

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Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
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Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

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~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"