Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

May, 25 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2883 views Funny

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position of a husband

Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI

Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO KYUN?...

SOCHO SOCHO……

BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.

STRANGE NA ..

BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?

- SOCHO Socho

BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE

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Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)

''Zid apni na chhodi

''Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya''

Any Degree Of Shaterring,

Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?

I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
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A Garbage Truck: Am I Too

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man

During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?

Man:
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hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
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Moral bY

Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..

A Sardarji goes

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Bachay K0 Ghar Se

Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.

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All Week.."

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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

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