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Wife: i think our daughter
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Wife: i think our daughter
Wife: i think our daughter
Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy
Husband: hw CAn u say dat?
Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->
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May, 20 2010
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boy papa mein kal
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
E k kaam karo
E
k kaam karo
is MSG ko delete kar do is may kuch nahi hai. ;->
tum se acha to kutta hai
TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!
Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...
k,
Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->
50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha
50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha
oon oon karke rota hai to ma kehti he
k beta aise mat ro,varna
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.
.
.
.
.
bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jaega.
DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB
DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB
MAA BAAP SOTE NAHI
TO BACHA KEHTA HAI
SO JAO WARNA
EK AUR BACHA HO JAIGA
pathan ka beta.
Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..
vijaymy uncle knew
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
''''A man had his credit card sto
''''A man had his credit card stolen.
He however decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''
what has teachnolgy done????
what has teachnolgy done????
ek time tha jab msg kabutar pahuchate the
or ek time aaj hai ki hum msg kabutaro ko pahuchate hai
hhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrr
Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun,
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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