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Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''
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A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)
Give A Person A Fish
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
What is the heaviest burden of ''''Life''''
What is the heaviest burden of ''''Life''''
An empty pocket... ;->
5 sardars & a girl
5 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resQ rope.
Pilot: One must leave bcoz of overload.
Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk bola: kuch kehna chahte ho?
Shrabi : eyes jise lagao use bata dena “ye do peg ke baad khulti hain...
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Mere Dost
Mere Dost
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Sache
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LOGO KAY SATH
KABE MAT BETHNA..
TUMHARE SOHBAT MAi WO Bhi KHARAB HOJAYE GE.. ;->
koun sa amal karega
GOLDEN WORDS.....!
Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
Pathan Public Toilet mei gya to Diwar Pr Likha tha
Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha
Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho
Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya
Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!
Shahrukh Khan kaunsa
Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???
Ok.. the answer is Sodium...
Bhool gaye...
He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for Sodium....
Journalist:
Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?
Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain
Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,
Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)
Wife: Darling,
Wife: Darling, wht do u like most among my natural hair, hot lips, speech, sense of humor or my beutiful eyes. . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Darling, tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat hi mujhe sab se zyada pasand hai. . . ;-
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