Janab Yaqoob

Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya K Dhu al-Qi''dah K Maheney May Jo Shaks Kisi KO 100 Rupee Ka Card send Kary Ga Qayamat K Din Ussy WARID ki Sim Free Miley Gi!!!!

May, 25 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2075 views Funny

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Vegetable msg...

Vegetable msg...

MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy

Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.

Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.

k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.

Biology Teachr:

Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?

All Girls Shoutd Loudly

Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!

Height Of Dramay Bazii

Height Of Dramay Bazii

" Khanani Ghar Ghar Ki "

" Kasuti Zindgi Ki "

" Saas Bhi KAbhi Bahu Thi "

Begaane Kaun Hai?

Begaane Kaun Hai?

Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..

Begaane

A Sardar saw

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

CNN News.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

kuch nae howa tha

Year 1963
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Evening, 07:48
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Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!

Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!

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Sabar kaise karte hain :) :)

Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?

Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?

,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->

It''s v easy 2 eat Sweet Choclate

It''s v easy
2 eat Sweet Choclate,
Speak Sweet Words,
Watch
Swet Dreams
Bt
It''s v Difficult
2
Find A
Sweet Person. bt I Salute U
"Tusi menu lab ei lya"

Qus: Why Do Mens

Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?

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Any Idea !

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No !

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Not To Worry !

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I Tell Ya !

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Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->

vibration ka kamal

Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai
Hamara room room machal jata hai
Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai
Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai
Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai

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Janab Yaqoob

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