aaj tum boht afsurda

aaj tum boht afsurda
aaj tum boht afsurda lag rahey ho, aisay lagta hai jaisay tumhein kissi ney mara hai, ghal sujhey huye, sir sey khoon beh raha hai, aur naak to kintni burri tarha zahmi huyee hai,


Iss ka matlab hai apun ka nishana sahee laga.
  

May, 17 2010     230 chars (2 sms)     2573 views       Funny

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Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
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