Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh ca

Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh ca
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
  

May, 21 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     3286 views       Funny

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All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE





But,





A woman can change your IDEA..


So,




Always change


Women
to change
IDEA(S)





WHAT AN IDEA
I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...



Pizza to eat...


Pepsi to drink...



& you to clean the table.Hahaha.
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''
Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
Mother: Beta aagey matt jao, wahan paani zyada gehra hy.

Beta: ammi myn wahan jana chahta hoon jahan abbu tair rahey hyn.

Mother: nahi beta ! un ki zindagi ka to beema ho chuka hy... :-D
Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Ghari Dein Tu Suit Mang Lena. Scooter Dein Tu Car Mang Lena,
Dokan Dien Tu Ghar

Beta: Dady Larki Dein Tu Oski Maa Mang Lon?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
i Heard That

GOOD Looks

Can Kill ....


So

PlZzZ




Avoid Looking At Me


I Don''t Want To






See You Die ... ;->
"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"

Jesy K "AAP"



Ko



SMS Karne wala..
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????

WoW! New UNDERWEAR !!!!!!!