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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh ca
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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh ca
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh ca
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
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May, 21 2010
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Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere
Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere Fasanay Ko .. janay kaisay Khaber Ho gai zamanay ko … “GATTAR” band ho gaye sarey shaher ke …. Kis Ne Khaha tha tumhien nahanay ko..
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.
The Other Fly Away.
Why?
Saala POLICE Ke
Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
!-EXCUSE ME-!!!
!-EXCUSE ME-!!!
What is your SMS Account No.???
I want to Check!!!
Some Error is There!!!
Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!
Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!
UNDERSTAND!
Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha
Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha
Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Ha
DAWAT Karo Meri Magr Takleef Na Karna
Mere Liye Bas
BiRYANi
QORMA
TiKA
or
PEPSI Hi Kafi Ha=)
Raks Kerti Hy Gardish-e-Dauran
Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran
Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K
Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n
Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->
Sardar by mistake
Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .
All ladies suddenly stand up !
Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO
Q:What is the Q:What is the difference
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
love inspires envy
Love inspires Envy.
Envy endangers Spite.
Spite spawns Fallacies.
Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya ;-)
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Unpossible
Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.
Height of Love
Height of Love
when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Father:baap
son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father:Garaham bell ne.
Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
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