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Sardarji is not sleeping
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Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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May, 21 2010
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Universal msg 4 every girL...
Universal msg 4 every girL...
"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!
future husband a free chocolate
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled & said:
Yes
Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
Maa Bache Baich
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He
Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He
Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi
Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy
5 Points That Prove
5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"
1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone
2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"
3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line
4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds
5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->
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Wild stone 4 men
New Vival Soap(khoobsurti ander se nikhare)
Happy Loadshading...=P;->
what wud u do
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??
crow-ko-dial :)
Aap ka roz subha ko
Aap ka roz subha ko
Hamare ghar aana
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza khat khatana
Kabhi pyar se bolna
kabhi ghusey se chillana k
"Ghar Walo"
"Kachra Dey Do" ;->
i always pray 4u that
I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
This is a magic Trick
This is a magic Trick
aik thanda paani lein aur us ko apney baraber wala par phenk dein yeh thanda paani us bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk
Bhikari Pathan sy!
Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.
Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.
Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->
Father:Tumne c
Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)
amir khan ne 3 idiots
Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P
GEO PAKISTANI ;)
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