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Sardarji is not sleeping
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Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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May, 21 2010
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Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!
I met money.
I met money.
I said u r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled n said
ofcourse i''m a piece of paper
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Teacher Female studant Se
Teacher Female studant Se
Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
Teacher To Student:
Teacher To Student: Kia Tum Ne Mere Diye Notes Parhey Thay . . . ? ? ?
Student: Nahi Sir . . . Main Apne Aap Hii FAIL Hua Hoon . . . ;->
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars
No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,
it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
School Main Teacher Nahin Aya.
Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai
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Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!
Don''t Wonder
I Tell You The Reason
Because
Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?
Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
The math teacher
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn''t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!" . . . . ;->
Teacher
Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HA
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