Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
  

May, 21 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2318 views       Funny

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Q Hr bar mosam
ki trha badal
jate ho''

Q Hr roz hmra dil dukhate ho

Ye bat sunkr
mri rooh tak
kanp gai

K tm ab b

Brtan Dhony
waly SOAP se
Nahaty ho. ;)


Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha
Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.

Police:Kon hai wo ?

Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.
Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

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Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)

Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete
''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???










Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->


Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D


1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.

GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE


Example:

3+3=?


Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.