Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
  

May, 21 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3057 views       Funny

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A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,

“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..


Your Sms R Not My Disturbance

But.....

The Disturbance Is Your Silence.....

SO Don''t Disturb Me Please !!! ;->
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
I Don''t Think So ...



You Are A Fool ...


But


What''s My Opinion
Compared To


That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->
Khush Ho Jao

Bhangra Dalo

Cityan Maro

Table Bajao

Takrain Maro

Phir Pankhay Par Latak Jao

Gol Gol Ghomo

Aaj Rat


Han Aj Raat




12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..
when ur life is in darkness''pray to God and ask him to free u from darkness and if after u prayed and u r still in darkness pay ur ELECTRIC BILL
i mis u,
i love u,
i like u,
tu meri jan,
tu mera chand,
tu meri subha,
tu meri sham

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zyada khush hone ki zarurat nhi.
@I LØVE PAKISTAN@
Aap ki kanjoosi humare dil
ko bha gai
humain bhi apney balance ki qadar aa gai
socha ab aap ko message na karain
magar kambakhat dosti humain yaad aa gai... ;->
Teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho..
Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...

Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..