Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe? Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.
Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
