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Sardarji is not sleeping
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Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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May, 21 2010
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Ek Phatan Ko Hotle
Ek Phatan Ko Hotle Me Job Mil Gye, Hotle Malik Ne Us Ki Duty Namak Dani Me Namak Bharne Ki Laga Di
Sham Ko Jb Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne Sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak Se Bhari Hai
Malik Guse Se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum
Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka Soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa
:-) :-)
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina
Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
wah wah!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha
Message of the year:-
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
What is the diff
What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...
At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly
At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly
"Dont try to move from your seats,
Tariq kulfi wala aap chal k twadey kol aaye ga ;->
How do you recognize
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
New Degrees Of "DOG
New Degrees Of
"DOG"
DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...
Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...
"Aap Ki Kahani Humarai Zabani"
"Aap Ki Kahani
Humarai Zabani"
Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy
Chalta Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy
Aap Smart Hyn,
Koi Manta Nhi Alag
Baat Hy
Aap Ameer Hyn,
Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag
Baath Hy
Aap Shareef Hyn,
Laagte Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy
Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy
Call Nhi Krte Alag
Baat Hy
Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki
Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag
Baat Hy ... ;-
Hamari Dosti Aisi Ho
Hamari Dosti Aisi Ho
K Tum
Har Raah
Har Nagar
Har Safar Me Milo
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.
Agar Me Mar Bhi Jaaon To...
Agley Hi Din Barabar Wali Qabar Me
Milo... ;->
A sardarji went to a
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
Teacher :
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!
Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->
Bachna ae Hasinoo
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,
Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN
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