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Sardarji is not sleeping
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Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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May, 21 2010
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i mis u, i love u, i like u, tu meri jan,
i mis u,
i love u,
i like u,
tu meri jan,
tu mera chand,
tu meri subha,
tu meri sham
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zyada khush hone ki zarurat nhi.
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pathan to shopkeeper:
pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
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pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....
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7 Saal pehlay meri grl
frnd kay saray bhai kam
peh jatay thay,
aj salay ghar mein
bethay ha,
Aur date marna
Impossible Ho gya ha.
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Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe Jawab Nhe Hai
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
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''Kajol is a terrorist and she used
''Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D''
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..
Mom: Kyu mara..?
Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..
Mom: Kyu kaha..?
Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
Police Aa Gayi....
To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI
POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???
CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....
POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''
hum to jazz k office call kar ke
HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE
TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn
sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .
LeKiN..
UnKe iS jAwAb nE ShArMindA kAr diA
"Aur SunAo"..?? =P ;->
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat
Tim Tim Kerde Taare
Na Koi Msg
Na Koi Bell
Ki Gal Ae Pyare
Kyun ?
Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->
Every Woman Is Wrong
V e r y
T r u e ...
Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Astronomers Say
Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->
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