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Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The
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Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao
Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao
Shopkeeper : Sir,
Ap Bivi K Liye Le Rahe Hein
Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaoon ?!!!!
What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????
What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????
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Go To Butcher Shop ... ;->
Wrong number
Hello G
G,G
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Han G
Acha
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Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
A famous Russian quote:
A famous Russian quote:
“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”
it’s true!
see crying Veena Malik;’(
smiling Zardari:)
Dear Indians,
Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE
Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444
Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947
Sorry For The Late Delivery!
''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
dar baghrat ya che ma ta phone no ka''
Pehle Bacho''n Ko
Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha
Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se
School Band Rehte Hyn . . .
Farq Tou Para Hy
Bache Bache Ka Naara
"Geo Musharaf" ;->
You Know That Old Saying
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"
Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"
Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"
"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".
Tragedy of life:
Tragedy of life:
Just about the time
when our income gets us
to a point where
food prices dont
matter anymore,
Calories start to
matter! ;-)
+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
''Jab jab aati hai aap
''Jab jab aati hai aap ki miscall....skooon, chain aur khushian laati hai aap ki miscall.
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carry on 4 life time skoooon.''
ao chupan chupai khelty hen
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
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