Son: I Don''t Want

Son: I Don''t Want
Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The




"Principal"
  

May, 17 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2205 views       Funny

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How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost




How ... ?




Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz


2. Pathan


3. Sardar


4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->
Aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
gi,

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Aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.



"GEO MUSHARAF"
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
Marriage Is When

A Man And Woman

Becomes One ...

The Troubles Starts

When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->
Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

Guess which song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...



For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim Online ;->
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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choro.
AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??