Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.
ek sadhu ne car park ke paas kutiya banai.
log uski kutiya ke agal bagal car or skuter khadi karne lage to usne baurd lagaya ki yaha gadiya khadi karna mana hai
ullanghan karne walo ko shrap diya jayega.
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love
You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
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