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Guess Karo
Ez Hai
Nahi Pata
It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
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I saw something in
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.
Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
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.
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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
fool nebrfoolon ki
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!
ejaad main farq
Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya
The more I learn
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
bandy da puttar ban
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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.
Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
1 pagal american se
1 pagal american se:tum japaneez ho na?
amr: nai me amercn hun
pg:nai tum jpnz ho
amr:nai me amercn hun
pg:nahi tum jpnez ho
amr:han han mejpnz hun
pg:lagte to amrcan ho
connecting people
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.
She Is Kidding
She Is Kidding...
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...
"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
Machar marne ka asan Tareqa
Machar marne ka asan
Tareqa
Phle ek zinda machar
Pakrain
Phr use zamin pe lita
Den
Phr use gudgude karen
Jse hi machar hasne k
Lye mu khole
Use Morten pila den.->
Woh ye keh kar meri saari
''Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....
Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas''
ek chooha maarna hai
Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.
.
.
.
Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
.
.
.
Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P
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