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Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Guess Karo
Ez Hai
Nahi Pata
It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
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What did Tarzan
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->
your birthday is the
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remember me when u certainly make it a
big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will
be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!
Newton''s law of load shedding:
Newton''s law of load shedding:
"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".
aankhen
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai...
MONEY:
MONEY:
Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!
Daalne Laga Main Cheekhne Lagi Wo
Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo
Hua Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki Wo
Takleef Hui Itni
Boli Bahar Nikalo
Khuda K Waaste Haath Main
Duusri Choori Dalo . . . ;->
kdi na wi lya kr maama
Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
Women have a passion for mathematics.
Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
What makes a man
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure!!
What did Tarzan
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Life me hamesha
Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye
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k
k
k
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tum UNMARRIED ho
Load Shading
Load-Shedding Mein kya,kya zulam Nahi Huwe Humray saath.
Faraz...
Naala khench Dala kisi Zalim ne Generater ki Rassi samajh kar...!
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