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Ez Hai
Nahi Pata
It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
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Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
pathan angoor bech raha tha
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
Honthon pe Lipstick Aur naina Kajal Se Lais
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Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.''
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop
Really good lookin
Very SmartSo Delightful
More like a Celebrity
I walked nearer...
Damn !
THESE MIRRORS YAAR!
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Tik
Tik
"Duzzzzz"
Shukar Hy Bach Gaye
Khudkash Sms Tha ... ;->
bhiga sa lagta hau aalam tumhe..
bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..
bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..
bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..
uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..
Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) th
Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that
I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?
Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?
Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,
Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe
aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!
OUR FRNDSHP MEANZ
OUR FRNDSHP MEANZ SO MUCH 2 ME IF v ver DA last peoplE on A sinKINg shiP nD v haV A SIngle lifE jackET den I WilL..
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i will MISS U yaar....
statement by asif za
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:
"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"
Magar?
"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
2008 Quomi Phal: ?
2008
Quomi Phal: ?
Sabar Ka Phal
Quomi LIbas: ?
Kala Coat
Quomi Khail: ?
Muzakrat
Quomi Dua: ?
Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..
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All iz well..
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