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Guess Karo
Ez Hai
Nahi Pata
It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
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Rs 60/- per day
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.
So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!
Wrong number
Hello G
G,G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
Love is the lady
Love is the lady But Don''t Touch The Body, If U Touch The Body, u Become a Daddy.
Please send
this msg
to
Ten boyz
&
Try To control
population...(,")(".)
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....
,
,
Wah g Wah...
,
kiy kehna...
,
Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,
Sub Ne Kaha...!
Ooon Hooon .... ;->
What is Éduçati0n ?FU
What is Éduçati0n ?
Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.
Life Was Lonely,
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There.
I Had No Frend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,
I Realised,
Dat
ALONE WAS BETTER
''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
But How You Forgive.
Not How You Listen,
But How You Understand.
Not How You See,
But How You Feel.
Not How You Let Go,
But How You Hold On.''
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
* * * * * *
Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
advantage for unmarried people??
What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes Like
Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like
Good MOrning
Good After Noon
Good Evening
Good Night
& So On
Now Here''s My Simple Fresh Line
''''Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)
Larkio ki ada humain pasand nai,
Larkio ki ada humain pasand nai,
Larkio se bate hamain pasand nai,
Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid hai k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna pasand nai!
Khush Ho Jao
Khush Ho Jao
Bhangra Dalo
Cityan Maro
Table Bajao
Takrain Maro
Phir Pankhay Par Latak Jao
Gol Gol Ghomo
Aaj Rat
Han Aj Raat
12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->
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