agar koi larkee roothi

agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,

par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga

"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"

May, 17 2010 257 chars (2 sms) 2614 views Funny

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Larki Set Kerne Ka Easy Tareeqa!

Larki Set Kerne Ka Easy Tareeqa!

Jo Kameena Mujhe Sms Nahi Karta,
Main Usko Tareqa Nahi Batata

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->

Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne

Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?

Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai

Battery Low

Battery Low . . . ;->

MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:

MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

''Teri Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai....?

''Teri Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai....?
K Har Taraf Ujala Nazar Ata Hai....
Sochta Hun Ghar Ki Bijli Katva Lu....
Ajkal Kambakht Bill Bahut Ata Hai.....''

1 pathan ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia

1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Pathan ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
.
Tution parhne k liye..

One day RAVAN

One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!

why...??

bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.

What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?

What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?

ANS : - TABU!!!!

Confused. . . ?

Why. . . ?

Ok I''l Tell U. . .

Because.

Sridevi Did CHANDNI & Tabu Did CHANDNI BAR . . . ;->

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agar koi larkee roothi

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