Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,

Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->
  

May, 13 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2432 views       Funny

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