mujh se shadi karo ge...??

mujh se shadi karo ge...??
Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??


Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)
  

May, 13 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     2451 views       Funny

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Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Ab SLÄÑTY khatay hain to pait bhar jata hai...!


Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
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Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
2 bachon ki baywa maa chothi dafa shadi kar rahe thee,
theek nikah k waqt dosra bacha ronay laga,
maa boli:"chup ho jao warna agli dafa sath nahi laon gi".......
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona w
Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish"
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When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me.
I Allowed
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Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p
The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
KanJoOs Msg kAr
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Marzi naa ker...


Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.

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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.