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Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->

May, 18 2010 130 chars (1 sms) 2466 views Funny

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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

in my past life god

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."

Wat did an IT engineer

Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?

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guess..!

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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...

''Any woman that

''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''

Reporter zardari se.

Reporter zardari se.!
Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hoti hai,
iss ka raaz? Zardari..!
Mai pakistani awam pe huns raha hon,
k muje sadar kaise banaya? ;->

Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??

Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??

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'' Asha ''

---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->

doctor ne jawab de dia hy

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Ek Memon Ne Wakeel

Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->

Din ko chain nai

Din ko chain nai
raat ko aaram nai
G na lage kahi.
Kya yahi pyaar hah??

Yeh to garmi ki
shuruwat hai
nahana suru karo.

Din raat SmS kr

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,

Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->

*Golden Words*

*Golden Words*

''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''

Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->

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