y do we have to learn dis?

y do we have to learn dis?


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!
  

May, 12 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     1992 views       Funny

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