tumhari yaad to mujh

tumhari yaad to mujh


TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,

JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     100 chars (1 sms)     3297 views       Funny

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Life Of A University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->

Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
Tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?


Hippo Said:
Coz








''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->
''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after


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15 Mins
Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-
mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to


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mein Animal planet dekhta hoon,,,,
Hundred word does not
give pain...






But





A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...





So always keep in touch
my FriEND.
Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum niklay

Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum nikle

Per jis lerki pe dum nikle

Us ki behan us se b udham niklay... ;->
Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Beta:Teacher ne mara hy

Mom:Q Mara?

Beta:Maine unhe MURGI kaha tha

Mom:Q kaha?

Beta: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha..;->
''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->
Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K

Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison

Ka Kaam Karta Hai.


Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.