Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
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1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
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Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
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Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!