Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar
Real Heart Touching Story "A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f. next day he asked about the gift. b.f:hows the bird??... g.f:very tasty:-)