HAWAON k hath 1

HAWAON k hath 1
HAWAON
k hath 1
Arman
bheja hy

NETWORK
k zarye 1
Pegaam
bheja hy

FURSAT
mily to
Kabool
kr lena

Shehar-e-Multan k Shehzaday ''HumAyuN'' Ne Salam Bheja
Hy.. ;->
  

May, 14 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     2417 views       Funny

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Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..
Nahi Samjhay?????
Lo Urdu main Parho …
Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai..
''bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz


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achanak koi begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''


An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->
''A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai''
Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,

Or

Na bhi gire to?

1 laat hum denge.
Which is the longest toilet in the world?

Guess


Pakistan railway track


u can use it from karachi to khaber

Proud to be a Pakistani.
Simple But Effective-

"If U Want To

Shine Like Sun,

First You Have

To Burn Like It..."
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
In akhon se sapne churaya na karo

Hamari DOSTi ko azmaya na karo

Tumhare aik sms k badle 100 calls kar doon

Par shart ye hy k tum fone uthaya na karo.
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
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GULSHAN PARK..!
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NATIONAL ZOO..!
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PARADISE HOTEL..!
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SEA PICNIC POINT...!
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Thanks yaar ..
tumhare sath ghoomnay ka boht maza aya..
Next time kahin aur chlain ge....
Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main SACHAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.