Boy: Papa Sach

Boy: Papa Sach
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?

Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
  

May, 15 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2600 views       Funny

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Bas aik he tah or nahi
"hai"
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi
yad Na Karna,

Taqeer Me Jo Likha Hai uski
Faryad Na karna ,


Jo Hona Hai Wo Ho Kar Hi
Rehega,


Aap Fikar Me Apni Hansi
Barbad Na Karna.;->
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
What If A Car Had

Wooden Tyres

Wooden Seats

Wooden Doors

Wooden Engine ... ?








Simple ....




It Wooden Run ... ;->
When u fall in Love no power on earth can keep u away 4m ur loved one,But only one power can keep u in ur senses,Guess what?"Abbay di juttian"
aik larki hai jo kaali hai
fitrat ki bari niraali hai
aankhoon main hai kuch kuch kashish
aur khana -e- dimaagh khaali hai
Long After Our Anniversary And This

Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think

Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday,


Happy Anniversary Lover!
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mujhe pata tha pura parhey bina
tujhe Sukoon thori aaey ga le mar

"Z"
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->