computer is shameles

computer is shameles


Computer Is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?
  

May, 06 2010     124 chars (1 sms)     2143 views       Funny

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When Pockets Are Full Of Money

Girls Are Many

When Pocket Becomes Empty

Girls Become 420 …



Public Awareness

Pass To All Boyz …
What Happens
If An Axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?

































You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->
One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,


she screamed...

" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->
Lage Raho
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Lage Raho
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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe ga
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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi Tou Kaunsa Farq Pare Ga.....
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Lage Raho
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Besharmo''n ki Terha Sms Receive Kerne Main....... ;->
Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
he would tell. What did Pappu tell them?
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A) "Something"... ;->
''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila

pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain

sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''
A Man Goes For Fishing,&



Catches A Big Fish..


He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..


Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...


Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:



"Geo Musharaf";-


Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...


Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB hy Pappu ko m0ti0n Shadeed hy

T0ilet me Kahan Light hy
Papu ki Halat Tight hy

papu ka para m0ti0ns se pala
thats y papu cnt dance sala,
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes

Girls have fun
by loving
boys

Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....

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Wah g Wah...

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kiy kehna...

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Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,



Sub Ne Kaha...!





Ooon Hooon .... ;->
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !


Translate It Into English . . . !







My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->