son papaaapko yaa

son papaaapko yaa


Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga

To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.

Father: Haan

Son: Gud News He,

Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye
  

May, 06 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2883 views       Funny

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