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Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha
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To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.
Father: Haan
Son: Gud News He,
Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye
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kon kambakt marne k
Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai
Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad
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Susu Aata He
Teacher: Bijli
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
ek boy ro raha tha:
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
shahbaz sharif z
Shahbaz Sharif:
Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .
Nawaz Sharif:
Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .
Zardari:
Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
OncE jAmEs BonD
OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE
hE saId
"I Am BOND...!
JAMES BOND...!
thE dOg BitEs Him
nD rePilEd
"I Am KUTTA...!!
PAGAL KUTTA...!!
Darya-e-Ravi
Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.
us ne ye keh kar fri
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come
The more I learn
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Repeat these lines
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.
"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"
Hi Agr Aap Dunya
Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn
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Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->
Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..
After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)
so enjoy unmarried life...
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