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Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha
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To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.
Father: Haan
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Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye
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AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"
INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.
Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.
Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?
Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.
Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?
Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
Sehwag Was Bowling
Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"
Q ???
Umpire Beimaan Tha ???
No ...
Socho...
Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->
Musharaf To Arbab
Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA?
Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay.
MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.
Theme Song Of
Theme Song Of
"RACE"
In Pakistan
Race Tahreekoun Ki
Race Aatay Ki
Race Bajet Ki
Parliment Is Racing On
Waada....Hakomat Ka...Wada.. Wadoun Nay Hi Louta Hai
Allah Duhai Hai
Bari Mehangai Hai
Loadshading Chai Hai
Teray Pakistan Main... ;->
go in2 dark rum
go in2 dark rum
go2 write msg...
activate dictonary,
den hide ur screen n type....
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nw read!!!!!
What makes a man
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure!!
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Taliban Taliban
Taliban Taliban
Yes Papa
Explosive Bomb
No Papa
Telling Lie
No Papa
Open Your Jacket
Thaaaa Thaaaa Thaaaa.... =P =D
1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!
1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!
SHADI Ka Kb Tk Imkan Hai?
Pathan Kafi Sharmila Tha
Bola!
3,4, BAHNO K Rishte Aye Huwe Hain
Or 1 Behen Se To Baat Bi Chal Rahi He.
''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:
''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:
Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?
Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.
Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya''
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