son papaaapko yaa

Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga

To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.

Father: Haan

Son: Gud News He,

Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye

May, 06 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2664 views Funny

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Juice Piyo

Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)

shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,

shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,

Dono bhai mush and bush

It is Saturday....

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...

1st Frnd:Yar

1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla

Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge

Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He

tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,

tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,

WAH..

tERI AaNKHO MEIN AaNSU
OR CHERE PE HASI HAI,

aISA LAGTA HAI JAISE TERI
L--LLI ZIP ME PHASI HAI!

Breaking news..

Breaking news..

abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......

Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..

lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!

pathan & nurse

Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

.
“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.

1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA

1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA THI,SAB LOG USE BHOOLA FANKAR KEHTE THE,BATAO KYO?

SOCHO

SOCHO

KYOKI

BHOOLA FANKAR USKA NAAM THA

Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?

Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?

A: An Ant''s mouth . . . ;-

bus conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi

Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.

Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:

Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas

1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas

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