Biwi Ka Jhagra

Biwi Ka Jhagra
Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…

Jun, 03 2015     178 chars (2 sms)     9818 views       Funny

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere, wat does it mean










It means that black cat is also going some where ..........;->
1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

"Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?"

Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.
Ek Pathan Doosre Pathan Se
''''Yaara Mujhe Tou Samajh Nahi Aata
K Log Mahina Mahina Kese Nah Nahate . . .?
Mujhe Toy 28wain Din Hi Kharish Shruu Ho Jati Hai . . . '''' ;->
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???

Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........
Zindagi mile itnay dhokay

chalo miti pao its ok.

Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe
chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???

Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....

Aur Sunaaoo ???

Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
Definition Of A
Professor ... !!!

A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->