Biwi Ka Jhagra

Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…

Jun, 03 2015 178 chars (2 sms) 15862 views Funny

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Amazing Home Remedies

Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)

Love Is The Thing That ...

Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->

Special Offer! Now

Special Offer! Now get daily 500 FREE MINUTES!
This offer is for ALL Numbers of girls from 9pm - 9am.
To activate sms "Your girlfriends no" to 03212535512... ;->

wese tusi na.....

wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)

A Lover gives Love...

A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

I Feel u Every Day

I Feel u Every Day

I Miss U Every Day

I Enjoy U Every Day

I Love U Every Day

Because

“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->

Employee To Boss:

Blackmailing In New Style=

Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,

To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K

"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->

what do u call something that is "fake"

what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real

Ek khan zameen per

Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<

Good friendship doesn''t

Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.

When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...

When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..

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