Biwi Ka Jhagra

Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…

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Pathan Proposed girl

Pathan Proposed girl wid a romentic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai main,
Main Paagal hun teri judai main.
Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathaan tere bin reh nahi sakta.

moral of the movie g

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-

Just Remeber,

Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless..
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample

Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai

Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai

Pyar ka silsila purana hai

Tum se bus kam hai itna..........

Mujhe apna

TOILET dhulwana hey ;->

Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,

Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,

Zindgi main sabko
hansana,

Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,

Phir bhi koi gham day to

90
pay phone lagana

"THOK DENGE"

saaley k

''Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi

''Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.

FARAZ

Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay. :-)''

kdi na wi lya kr maama

Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->

Now-A-Days Our

Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K

"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE...

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

''1 Qabristan mei

''1 Qabristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar sabhi bhaag rahy thy
lekin mein nahi bhaga
pata hy ky0n?
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Ky0n ky mein ny tumhein pehchaan liya tha..!''

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Biwi Ka Jhagra

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