Biwi Ka Jhagra

Biwi Ka Jhagra
Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…
  

Jun, 03 2015     178 chars (2 sms)     13183 views       Funny

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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-
Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn''t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.
She said : "Don''t worry . just hide behind me !!! "
Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?


Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.


Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.
''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.''
1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
.
.
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samaj aai????


theepay dy moo waleya


Q: Ghairat kia hai..?









A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->


Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



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Pathan Shot
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