Biwi Ka Jhagra

Biwi Ka Jhagra
Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…
  

Jun, 03 2015     178 chars (2 sms)     14115 views       Funny

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The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Gadha tanhai
me kya
Mehsus krta hai?






Koi jaldi nhe jab mehsus kro to bata dena
you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.


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Bas khush Anything for you.
Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....
Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...
What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???




Chi-Kani...

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HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI AbHi PaTa KaR lU



KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!
Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo.
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Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.
Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.
''Samandar bhar syllabus he,

Nadi bhar parh pate he,

Balti bhar yaad hota hai,

Mug bhar likh pate he,

Chullu bhar number ate he,

Aao doob k mar jate he.! :$''