Biwi Ka Jhagra

Biwi Ka Jhagra
Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…
  

Jun, 03 2015     178 chars (2 sms)     14186 views       Funny

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Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

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lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???


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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->
School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"

''Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?









Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?

Chour Ne Jawab Dia....

Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...

























It''s called Marriage ... ;->


Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->